What I Absolutely Detest About PJO Fanfics

lowercase is the new black and Reece's Pieces Stealing Bad Boys

- suddenly lowercase and not using punctuation is the new thing though i really dont know why or how

[ LOWERCASE INTENDED. PLEASE, I KNOW MY SHIST ]

- American demigods are now the new 'in' or something...

Me: ooh lookey at this new program on tv!!! American is the new world!!!!

Sister: We don't live in America -/.-

Me: ...so...

- *reads Percy Jackson fanfic title*

*sees 'The Badboy and The Good Girl'*

Summary: Percy Jackson is the school's ultimate badboy. Smoking and taking the last Reece's Pieces from the—

*gasps*

Oh no hun, you did nOT JUST DO THAT.

I mean it's your fault if Annie won't kiss you because of your stinky smoke breath but it's another thing ENTIRELY to sTEAL THE LAST FREAKING REECES PIECES.

*shakes head*

Shame on you fanfic authors...You took this one step too far

Sally: *solemnly shakes head*

Me: *discretely steals last Reece's Pieces*

*gets trampled by raging little sister*

- When the authors notes are longer than the actually chapters

-_-

Quality people, quality...

- Travis smirked, "I stoll your chocolate sundae. Lol geddit?"

...

In The Lightening Thief, Percy brought up the fact that he commented on how it was funny that their last names were 'Stoll' and they were just like 'wat'

AND YES I WOULD KNOW I JUST BINGE READ THE SERIES xD

- Jason cheats on Piper with Reyna.

Then Piper bursts into tears and makes out with Leo

Calypso: Oh, so that's how this is going...WHAT DA HADES PIPER?!?!?!?!

- I-I'm sorry to have to inform you all about this grave situation.

It seems that fanfics have been adapting to Wattpad and the idea of the cheerleader that wants to ruin a relationship.

WARNING: CLICHÉ CHEERLEADER NAMED BRITTNEY/TIFFANY (THOUGH I LOVE THOSE NAMES) ON ISLE FOUR. I REPEAT, CLICHÉ CHEERLEADER NAMED BRITTNEY/TIFFANY ON AISLE FOUR

- Everyone can go into Bunker 9 now...It's as if they ALL are fire users or something.

*laughs*

Wait a second...

- Chaos actually doesn't have a solid form...

Teacher: *pushes up glasses* Aaand class, turn to page 394, we are learning about solids, liquids and gasses.

Me: *raises hand*

Teacher: Yes?

Me: Chaos isn't a solid is he?

Teacher: ö no, no he isn't

Me: :D

Me: *ruining everyone's hopes and dreams since 2015*

NOTE: I started Wattpad in 2015, I wasn't born then xD

- Percy. Has. An. Empathy. Link. With. Grover.

(It sounds more official when you put a period after every word :P)

bUT BACK ON TOPIC: GROVER IS PERCYS BRO, THEY HAVE AN AMAZING BROMANCE AND NOTHING, NOT EVEN PJO FANFICS CAN STOP ME FROM BELIEVING THAT

- I-I have found the PJO version of 'My Immortal'

It's called 'Moon Daughter' or something like that on Fanfiction.net

WARNING: rated unreadable for its cringeworthy lines

- When someone says that Percy has adorable blue eyes...

Bruh, have you read the series?!?!

- *Exits the stadium*

*comes back because I need to say something*

ASDFGHJKL TRIALS OF APOLLO. I PREORDERED IT AND IT CAME AND I JUST CANTTTTTTTT

Ahem,

*flies out on wings while hugging Trials Of Apollo*
~BellaTheFella