Crystal: AYYYYEEEE LOOK WHO BACK?? MEeee---
Kuroo: nO ITS ME!! //Pushes crystal to the side and has spotlight on him//
Crystal: wth, get out of there! Im the star, SEE! //points towards christmas tree with selfie on top of it// huehuehue
-TAKE TWO-
Crystal: allo everyone and welcome toooOoo!
Every hq character: HAIKYUU NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTION!!
Crystal: basically this is a show about these dork's new year's resolution. YAAAAYYY
Crowd: . . . .
Crystal: wHAT A VERY LOVELY CROWD!! :DD
-TAKE THREE-
Crystal: Okay, person one! My bae/husband/life, Kuroo Tetsurou!!
Kuroo: YES CLAP FOR THE HOT ONE! YES YES!
Crystal: So! What is your new year's resolution and why? HmmmmMmm??
Kuroo: obviously to win every girl's heart which i probably did last year.
Crystal: NEXT // throws kuroo off the show//
Kenma walks in,
Crystal: AYYYEE PERFECT TIMING KOZUME! TAKE A SEAT!
Kenma: uhh.. Okay..
Crystal: so what's your resolution??
Kenma: to get a computer with high resolution //calmly puts shades on and does a really lazy rock 'n roll sign//
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Bokuto: ME ME ME!! //stumbles towards seat //
Crystal: WOOOW! V EXCITED, THIS ONE!
Bokuto: YEP!
Crystal: so what are your plans for this year??
Bokuto: tO FINALLY UNDERSTAND HOW OWLS SLEEP.
Crystal: what the heck?
//akaashi comes in and drags bokuto out//
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Crystal: TRASH CAN, COME HERE.
Tooru: wha--
Crystal: look he responded bc he is real trash, jk
Tooru: MEANIE! //cries a river//
Crystal: ok. So what are you planning for this year?
Tooru: to become a good--
Crystal: OKAY OKAY, NEXT (gosh im so mean (T^T))
Iwaizumi: guess that's me.
CV: So iwa-chan. Would you ever go gay for oikawa? //wiggles eyebrows//
Iwaizumi: I... I DONT KNOW
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CV: Hey russian pole!
Lev: eh? What's with the name???
CV: SHUSH, I ONLY GET TO ASK QUESTIONS
Lev: gomen gomen~
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CV: okay wonderful readers! Lets do something fun shall we??
Now,
What is your new year's resolution??
And what is your plan for this up coming year??
Feel free to answer, i wont mind.
AND ANOTHER THING
Let me just tell you that requests ARE BACK TO BEING OPEN
But im currently on writer's block so if you can be so kind and add a scenario, that would be grapes. Yes, i said grapes.
But its ur choice if u wanna put a scenario or not. Like, i dont mind or anything
MAY ALL OF YOU HAVE A GREAT YEAR AHEAD!!
YOU ARE READING
Haikyuu!! One-shots!!
FanfictionYou read that right. not gender neutral (im sorry i made this 4 years ago and i was young lmao) mostly fem reader x haikyuu 〖 Fluff • Angst • Lemons/smut • Humor • AUs • Shorts 〗 *Whole disclaimer that I dont own haikyuu and any art here, i edit all...
