Thank you, Emily.
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You and Sans approach a house with Christmas lights strung around it. There are two mail boxes, one completely empty and the other shoved so full of envelopes that the box started to bend... odd.
"this is the house. you should meet frisk when papyrus is done introducing himself."
"Sounds good to me."
Sans opens the door and almost immediately, another skeleton who you can only assume is Papyrus runs to greet his brother. He stops and stares at you.
"SANS? WHO IS THIS HUMAN?"
You take note of the outfit Papyrus is wearing and decide to compliment him on it. After Sans introduces you.
"this is (y/n). i told her about frisk and of course you because you're awesome."
"OF COURSE I AM! I AM THE GREAT PAPYRUS!"
"Papyrus, I like your cool outfit!"
You smiled brightly at the skeleton who just so happened to be pretty tall. An awkward silence filled the room before Papyrus picked you up into a big hug.
"AHHH THANK YOU, HUMAN NUMBER TWO! OR... (Y/N)! WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE FRIENDS WITH ME? FRISK WAS DYING TO BE FRIENDS WITH ME-"
"Of course I'll be your friend!"
Papyrus practically screeched with joy and Sans was on the brink of happy tears. All of a sudden you had an idea.
"Tibia honest, you and Sans are the most chill skeletons in Snowdin."
It took you a second to remember where you were, but when you did you were proud of yourself. Very proud.
Everything stopped.
Papyrus placed you on the floor gently.
...
"SANS YOU ARE NO LONGER ALLOWED TO BE AROUND THIS HUMAN."
Sans wasn't listening though because he was too busy laughing his bony little butt off.
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I'm sorry but the title of the book IS:
You're Too Punny
It was the perfect opportunity.
YOU ARE READING
Sans X Reader // You're Too Punny
FanfictionSmol thing I guess. I don't own Undertale (obviously), but I do own all of the art in this book (as the first A/N states). This is my first fic. I update as often as I can, especially on most weekends. Don't be afraid to comment if you have somethin...
