Sans X Reader // You're Too Punny

~13~

Frisk smiled and walked away, seemimg to understand what was happening in their mysteriously childish way. After Frisk left, Sans turned to you and smiled sheepishly.

"heheh... thanks, (y/n). i couldn't explain that to them."

"Yeah, no problem. I just didn't want both of them to keep questioning us."

There was an awkward silence before Sans got up off the couch and smiled at you before walking up to his room. Not knowing what to do, you walked into the kitchen to find Papyrus leaning up against the counter, arms crossed, and with a cocky grin spread across his face.

"(Y/n), you like my brother, do you not?"

This was the most intense staredown ever. Papyrus kept his grin while your face heated up to a human temperature that needs scientists (Alphys) to explain it. On top of that, Papyrus wasn't being very loud as usual and he was completely out of character.

"Uhm.... I don't know what you're talking about?"

Papyrus shook his head and you hugged yourself so you could try to deal with this. Why did you have to walk into the kitchen?

"I, uh, just like him as a really nice brother?"

"That's nonsense, you don't hang out with him like he's a brother! I would know."

You kicked the floor with your foot before responding again.

"Maybe I'm trying to fool you by making you think I like your brother, but really, I like girls. Not boys."

Papyrus was at a loss for words for a moment, before he answered to what you'd just said.

"LIES! YOUR FACE GETS RED AROUND THE MALES!"

Sans must have heard this because there were loud footsteps coming down the stairs and suddenly, a panting Sans was standing by you in the kitchen.

"paps, what's goin' on?" (Nyeeeheeeheeehehe. I'm sorry, I couldn't resist.)

"THE HUMAN NEEDS TO TELL YOU SOMETHING VERY IMPORTANT!"

With that, Papyrus walked into the cupboard that was under the ridiculously tall sink, presumably to hide.

"well? what did you need, kiddo?"

You struggled to find words. Papyrus had set things up for this and he knew it. He was a lot smarter than he put off.

"I, uhm... I... wanted to know where the bathroom is? I noticed that I haven't actually seen one."

Sans wasn't buying it. You should just tell him, shouldn't you?

"i'm pretty sure paps would've told you."

"I-"

"SANS, THE SECOND HUMAN WANTS TO TALK ABOUT FEELINGS."

Papyrus was good at this.

"oh, feelings. well..."

"Sans, I... have strong feelings for someone. They like jokes, are kind, and will always be there for me. I know they will be. And on top of that, they are very understanding."

Sans thought for a bit before saying who he thought you were talking about.