June 11,2016
Yay-yo!
Salty rants has hit its first milestone: 5,000 reads! I only just decided to have milestones, so why the fuck not right?
I won't get sappy—my blood sugar is already high-enough—but I just wanted to thank all of my old (and new!) salty readers. You're all my salty babies, and it makes me so happy to hear your complaints in each chapter. It really gives me a good ol' chuckle.
As a thank-you, I've been slowly checking everybody's works *looks at y'all suspiciously* and I'm so proud of my readers for being so fucking talented in their writing. I've made a status of that before, but I thought it should be commemorated here. Thank you for allowing me to lurk. And laugh. And cry.
For making an old witch like me have feeling again.
ANYWHORE
As another thank-you, I think I should have a sort of Q&A. You ask the Qs, I answer with As. You can legitimately ask me anything. I'll make a list of the questions and make a new chapter about it! I'll try limiting it to ten questions, so that you can recycle your next question at the next milestone.
Please ask me questions, don't let this flop! (If y'all can write brilliantly, I bet y'all have amazing questions too.)
The next milestone will be at 15k, but lesbehonest here, it probably won't ever get there 😂😂😂
(Famous last words)
Das it 4 nao.
plz leik n comet if u leik mai work. also vote ples, i'm hungree 4 vots.
D. out xx
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Salty Rants
РізнеI like to complain, a lot. So much, in fact, that if I got a euro for every time I ranted about something, I'd have enough money to go on a cruise, at least twice a year. Salty is my middle name, so if your food is ever lacking that sodium chloride...
