Darkiplier Smuts

Moving (Dark x Reader)

A/N for @katiagblack

"(Y/N)." You were too busy packing to listen. "(Y/N)..." You still weren't listening. "(Y/N)!" That got your attention. You looked up at your friend Dark as he stood in front of you irritated, arms crossed, wearing nothing but a towel hastily wrapped around his waist. "When I asked you to help me pack, I didn't mean pack all of my clothes." I looked in the box. I really had just packed pretty much every article of clothing he owned. I tossed him a few things. "My bad, I guess I was really getting into it." Dark unwrapped his towel and got dressed. I pretended not to notice. I had seen him totally nude numerous times before...and it secretly turned me on, but I wasn't about to say anything about it. "Are you not impressed?" Dark asked, flexing with his shirt half on and half off. I stood up and yanked his shirt down. "No, men who can't dress themselves aren't really impressive. I remain unimpressed." Dark scowled at me. "Tough crowd." he said, picking up the box. "Are you sure you want to move out?" I asked. "Sure I'm sure. Why?" "Well, it'll be weird knowing you and Mark don't live together anymore...I mean I know you don't spend much time there now, but how will you get back into the demon realm?" "Is Mark moving?" "No." "Well, idiot, then I'll be making my way over here to do it. Duh." I rolled my eyes. "Well what about controlling Mark's negative-" "Let me stop you right there. If I can control them from a whole different universe then why the fuck wouldn't I be able to control them from 25 miles away?" I put a hand on my hip. "I just think it's weird that the two of you are going to be apart now." "It is. It's not normal...but normalcy is boring." I shrugged. "I mean it'll be nice for you to have your own place. I mean...privacy...all that. It's just gonna be weird making two trips to see you two instead of one." "You'll survive." Dark said, toting the box down the stairs. I looked around to see if there were any more boxes. Looked like they were all gone. I took one last look at Dark's room. It is gonna be weird not seeing him here. I thought, heading down the stairs. Dark doesn't tote around too much stuff...he doesn't need to, so it was no surprise that all of the boxes fit in my car's tiny trunk. "Hand me the keys (y/n). I wanna drive." I thought my heart stopped. "You? Drive? I don't think so. Not downtown anyway. You'll kill us both." "No, I'll only kill you. Demon...remember? I can't die like that, it's impossible." I scowled. "No way in hell are you driving ME anywhere." "That's fine, I know where I'm going. I'll take myself down there...and you can come by and pick up your car anytime you like." I just laughed and shook my head. "No way, Dark. Not happening." I reached into my pocket to get my keys and they were missing. "What the?" I noticed them levitating. "Oh, we're gonna play this game, Dark? Seriously? I'll beat you." "Try." he said, taunting me, holding my keys inches over my head. He snatched them and popped them into the ignition. "Come on (y/n)...you're not gonna die." he said. I nervously sat in the passenger's seat. Dark slid into the driver's seat. "This car has a lot of kick so be gentle on the accelerator." I warned. Dark shot me one of his sarcastic grins and floored it. "Peeling out is illegal, Dark! The freeway is jammed in the mornings! Wait! Stop!" I closed my eyes. I was afraid to look at the speedometer. I felt us whipping around corners and traveling on an incline, obviously getting onto the freeway. I opened my eyes just in time to see a barrage of vehicles pass us by. I closed my eyes again, screaming internally. We zipped on the freeway and headed down an exit ramp downtown. I was breathing heavily, leaned far back in my seat. "Dark...what the fuck?" I said, as he rolled into the parking garage. "What? Don't tell me you're still unimpressed with me? That was awesome...and not a scratch on the car." I shot him a look. "I thought I was gonna have a heart attack." I said. Dark just laughed as he threw it in park. "Ready to unpack?" he asked me. I got out of my car, legs shaking. "I guess." I said, walking to the trunk. "You know, couldn't you have just teleported all of this stuff here?" I asked. "Yeah." "Well then why didn't you?" "Because if I would've done that, then I wouldn't have been able to make you carry all this shit around." I dropped the box I had in my hands. "I'm going to kill you." I said, flatly. Dark covered his mouth with his hand. "Oh no, anything but that." he said, intentionally knocking into me as he passed. "Look, you don't wanna carry it-fine. I'll take care of it." He snapped his fingers, and behold, all of the boxes were gone. I put both of my hands on my hips. "You are such an ass." Dark beamed. "The best ass in the world. Come on, I'll show you my new pad." I followed Dark. "Top floor." he said, pointing at the stairs. "Yeah, have fun." I said, pressing the elevator button. "I'll race you." he said. "Fine." I said, stepping into the elevator. I knew he was just going to teleport. Less than one minute later, I was exiting the elevator, and Dark was standing by his front door pretending to be bored, and waiting impatiently. "Took you long enough." he said. "Well, if I could teleport, I'd be fast, too." He scoffed, and unlocked his door. It looked like what I was expecting a high dollar condo with a demonic touch to look like. Dark, modern, and clean. "Nice place." I said. My voice echoed off of the high ceilings. "The best deserves the best." he said, strolling. "Mark and I spent some time moving my furniture over here the other day, but thanks for helping me finish off moving. If you have to go I get it, but I wouldn't mind you helping me put things away." I had nothing planned for the day. "I can help." I said, ripping open one of the boxes. We spent about two hours putting everything in its proper place. I walked into his bedroom and made the bed. I looked up at the skylights. It was late in the afternoon. Dark came in behind me. "Thanks a lot, (y/n)...having a friend around is always nice." He hugged me from behind. "Crack my back." I said. He picked me up and cracked my back. "Perfect." I said, flopping face down onto the bed. "I am so beat. I got up way too early today and I've been running around with you all day...do you mind if I take a nap?" Dark shrugged. "Suit yourself." he said. I hunkered down in his bed, wrapping myself in his cozy black sheets and comforter. It was pretty cold in the condo. Coldness is typical for Dark, he likes the cold. I have no idea how long I was asleep, but when I woke up it was pitch black. I laid in bed awake for awhile trying to figure out what to do. Suddenly, I felt an arm across my abdomen. A cold arm. I looked over. The neon glow from the city cast just enough light through the picture window to illuminate Dark's sleeping face. I felt shock initially. I had a hard time believing that he crawled into bed with me. I gently picked up his arm. I heard him stir a bit. "What are you doing?" he asked me. I froze. "Nothing?" I said. "Lay back down...it's late...you're probably tired." He was right. I was definitely tired. I knew he wasn't because he had no need for sleep...it was all for pleasure...that's why I was so tripped out by the fact that he was laying next to me. He had to have WANTED to be in his bed right then. "Are you sure? I can go." "(Y/N), it's late. Like past midnight. Just stay here." He pulled me back into bed and let my head rest on his chest. I sighed contently. I caught myself snuggling with Dark, running my hands down his firm, toned body. "(Y/N), really?" he said, wide awake now. "Am I keeping you up?" "You're keeping something up." I racked my brain to try to figure out what the fuck he meant. Then it hit me. "You're a dog." I said. "No, but I can shapeshift into one." I laughed. "Are you gonna leave me hanging?" he asked. I looked over at him. His silver eyes looked so soft and innocent. His little black pupils were dilated with lust. I slowly removed my camisole and tugged my shorts off, leaving me in only a skimpy bra. Dark traced my chest with his hands, taking the time to nip at my collar bones playfully. I inhaled sharply. "Like that?" Dark laughed into my neck. "Y-Yes." I stuttered, trying to calm myself down. Dark knelt and removed his shirt, discarding it on the floor. He knelt between my legs, putting his hands on either side of me. I reached up and traced his muscles with my fingers. "You're so pretty (y/n)." He said. He had never spoke so gently to me before. I melted. I gently wrapped my legs around his body and he lined himself up. He looked me right in the eyes as he shoved himself into me. I gasped and he moaned. He looked at me and gently rocked his hips, taking drawn out deep breaths the whole time. He caressed my body gently as we slowly fucked. I arched my back a bit, getting more into it. Dark raised an eyebrow at me. "Harder?" he asked. I nodded in response. "God I thought you'd never ask, this slow stuff? Not my thing." He pounded into me, breathing heavily. "Fuck." he whispered, hoisting my right leg into a different position. All I could do was breathe his name out, louder and louder as I felt myself riding right on the edge of my peak. Dark looked determined to finish the both of us off. He quickened his pace until I felt his thrusts become disorganized and sporatic instead of precise and rhythmic. I hit my peak and he followed moments afterward. He panted, resting his hands on his knees. He shot me a look of satisfaction as he swept his hair backward. "I told you to stay." he said. "And now I imagine you're glad you did?" I nodded, still recovering from our little romp. "Are you still unimpressed?" he asked, laying down next to me. I giggled. "Well, maybe a little?" Dark sat up. "Oh really?" he asked, tracing his hand up my thigh. I shuddered. "Only joking, Dark...that was probably the best I ever had..." Dark lit a cigarette. "Of course it was. It doesn't get better than me. There's a lot of people and things out there, but I'm always the best." I grabbed his cigarette and took a drag. "Careful what you say, I'm just as bad as you." I said as I winked and blew a cloud of smoke in his face.