Darkiplier Smuts

Elixir (Dark x Reader x Female)

"I told my mom and dad that I'm bisexual and now they're both mad at me, what do I do?" Dark looked up at me from his book. "Disown them right back." he said, returning to the book. "How? I didn't think they'd be this mad." Dark sighed. "You humans care way too much about what people think of you. Tell them to fuck off. You don't really need them anymore, you're an adult, and you don't need their drama." I considered what Dark said. "Fuck me, I don't know what to say. I don't want them getting angry at me." "Well,since you don't want to do anything about it, I guess you can just spend the rest of your life all curled up on my couch lamenting." Sharp and sarcastic. Classic Dark. "You have no idea how good that sounds right about now. I guess I should go get ready for my date." I heard a page turning. Dark clearly was engulfed in his book. I left the room silently and went into the bathroom. I pulled my makeup bag out of my purse and started gently applying my makeup. I stood in front of the mirror until I was satisfied. I thought I looked good. "Dark?" "What?" "Can you come here a moment?" "Aren't you old enough to wipe your own ass (y/n)?" I gave a frustrated sigh. "Just come here." I heard Dark walking in my direction. "What?" I turned to him. He got a weird look on his face...almost lustful. "Do I look okay?" I trusted his opinion. He's a big critic when it comes to beauty, and he's got a flawless face so obviously he knows his shit. "You...you look...I hate trying to give compliments. You're definitely not ugly." I put a hand on my hip. "Not ugly isn't good enough. I have to look great at minimum. "You look incredible." I blushed. "Thanks." I said with a smile. "So your date...is female?" He asked, getting interested. "Oh no no no no no, I see where this is headed. No fucking way, Dark. I mean...no way no how." "Come on, don't you think a threesome would be fun?" "You haven't even met her. The only reason you're going to is because my parents won't let her in the house and I know you don't care." "You have had some good looking boyfriends, so I'm sure your girlfriend will be nice and hot. Tell ya what, if she's ugly, I won't try to get 'in between' you two." I smacked Dark upside the head. "You are such a pig." "I can shapeshift into one...you know, if that'd make you happy." I rolled my eyes. "That's another thing...you're trying to keep people who aren't close to you from finding out you're a demon." "I'm good at that. The only people who know are a few trustworthy friends like you, Mark, and a few of his friends. Even Mark's fans have NO idea I'm real." "So why would you risk potentially ruining your life for a one night stand with me and my girlfriend?" "Two things (y/n): one: I wasn't planning on telling her anything. Two: I am basically a sex addict. If I had a soul to sell, I'd sell it for sex." I glared at Dark. "Just...we're going out anyway." "I'll follow if I have to." he said. "You really are sold on this aren't you?" "Fuck yes I am. Come on (y/n)...we've had sex before." "WE HAVE. My girlfriend isn't expecting to be your booty call. She'll probably dump me if you make a move and I don't try to intervene." "You raise a good point (y/n)...don't worry. She'll breathe in my elixir the moment I look at her. Just trust me. Now, step aside, I'm hitting the shower." I moved out of his way and went and sat on the couch. I text my girlfriend and she said she was about 10 minutes away. I was nervous. I heard the water running and Dark humming an evil little tune. He was so adorable sometimes. "She's gonna be here in like 10 minutes, Darkimoo." I shouted. "Darki-who? I KNOW you're not talking to me." I giggled. I felt the steam from the bathroom. Dark emerged from it with a towel wrapped around his waist and another wrapped on his head. "Aw, should I paint your nails for you?" I teased. "You look like a woman right now." Dark shot me an annoyed look. "I'm hygenic. I take good care of myself-it's hard to look good without effort." He removed the towel from his head and instinctively combed his hair into place. He winked at me. "You always look good." I muttered. "I heard that...and you're right. I'm gorgeous." He wasn't lying. I heard a knock on the door. Dark darted up the stairs to get dressed and I answered the door. It was her. We embraced. "Ready to go?" she asked. "Yeah, just one sec, I want you to meet my friend Dark." She smiled as we waited for Dark come back downstairs. I heard him shuffling his feet down the small staircase. He pierced (gf/n) with his eyes. I guess that was the elixir he was talking about. (GF/N)'s mouth hung open. She shot a questioning glance to me. "(Y/N), we need to talk." I looked at Dark, who winked at me. He was right...she was smitten. Part of me was angry because he was stealing my shine, but the rest of me was downright impressed. "You did not tell me he was that hot." (gf/n) said. I shrugged. Secretly I was glad she felt that way. I have always felt that way. "I feel so embarrassed.I look so awful." I scolded her. "You look amazing." I said. "We both do...why not...why not see if Dark wants to play with us. We can go to dinner another night." Her eyes lit up. "Really now?" she said, playfully. I saw Dark out of the corner of my eye. "I think he'll be okay with that. Let's go upstairs and pour a few drinks in the rec room." We held hands, I walked by Dark and gave him a wink. "Come up and have some drinks." I said as we passed. 

Dark stood behind the bar and mixed a few cocktails. "Oh my god, you are so good at mixing drinks!" (gf/n) said. She was laying it on really thick and Dark caught on. "You don't have to flatter me, I'm already interested." he said, stirring her drink a bit with his finger. I stepped out onto the balcony, and put my feet in the pool. (GF/N) followed me outside. "So is he rich or something? I mean this is a fucking penthouse...and the pool...and-" "Oh he's rich. He got rich unconventionally...but he is rich." "How did he get this money?" I drew a blank. I had no idea how to explain that he quite literally pulled it out of thin air. "Um...he...invented some weird science thing and sold it to a company for millions." I cringed as I said that. What a terrible lie. "Wow, he is so cool. He's got it all. Money, good looks...and us." she winked. Dark came out and our eyes met. He gave me 'that' look. I gave a nod. "So do you want to go hang out with him?..." I asked, trailing off, wanting her to pick up on my hint. "I don't see why that'd be a problem." she said, standing up. I felt pretty confident, so I approached Dark, grabbed him by his shirt collar and kissed him deeply. He wrapped one hand around me, grabbing onto my ass. "Save it until we get inside, (y/n)." he said through the kiss. (GF/N), Dark and I walked inside together. I walked into Dark's bedroom and started removing my clothes. (GF/N) followed my lead. Dark just stood leaning up against the doorframe watching us. "Why don't you two do something for me?" he said, suggestively. "Like?" I asked, looking at him totally nude. "Kiss." he said, with a fire in his voice. I turned and kissed my girlfriend, running my hands down her naked body. She slipped a finger between my legs and I stood with them apart for her. I saw Dark out of the corner of my eye. He was undressing and getting ready to sit on the bed. I felt up (gf/n)'s breasts, making sure that he saw. Judging from his raging hard on, he noticed. I led (gf/n) to the bed and pushed her down. I gave Dark the go ahead. I sat on the bed and watched Dark eat her out, his slurps and her moans filling the air. It sent chills down my spine to imagine that I was her. Dark finished her off pretty quickly. "Your turn." he said, wiping his chin and turning to me. I leaned back and kissed (gf/n) as I felt Dark dipping his tongue into my hot core. I squirmed and twisted, but he had a vice grip on me. I began breathing heavily into the kiss as my climax approached rapidly. I broke the kiss to scream Dark's name as I climaxed all over his face. He flipped me over and began rapidly thrusting into me, giving me no opportunity to recover from my climax. I reached out and put a few fingers inside my girlfriend. She moaned, and arched her back. I looked over my shoulder at Dark. He was so concentrated on fucking me. I felt my walls tighten around him and lock him in. He gave me one of his sexy guttural moans, and right before he climaxed, he pulled out and flopped on the bed, instructing (gf/n) to climb on top and me to sit on his face. We obeyed. As I sat on Dark's face, I leaned over and kissed (gf/n). I heard Dark panting hard, a key sign that he was getting close. His breath hitched and he and (gf/n) climaxed together. We all crashed in a heap. Dark sat up on his elbows and looked at me, covered in juices. He just raised an eyebrow at me. I knew what he meant. "Yes...you're addictive." I said reluctantly. I had no choice but to admit defeat. He was damn good. He beamed in victory as (gf/n) got dressed. She bid us both a good night and told me she'd call me in the morning. She left and Dark and I sat on the edge of his bed, still nude. "Don't even say it." I said, noticing Dark's smirk. "I'm a living elixir." he said, flicking my nose. I just rolled my eyes.