*Cheesy pick up lines Derek use

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~I stole your heart, so why don't you steal my last name..

~If you were a library book I would check you out..

~You must be the square root of two cause I feel irrational around you.

~Can I follow you home.. cause I was told to follow my dreams.

~Do you have a map cause I'm getting lost in your eyes.

~Are you a magician.. cause when I look at you everyone else disappears

~Baby you must be a broom cause you just swept me off my feet.

~If I were a stop sign I would turn red every time you passed by so I could stare at you a little while longer.

~It's not my fault I fell for you.. you're the one who tripped me.

~If I could rearrange the alphabet I would put U and I together..

~I dropped a teardrop in the ocean, once you find it I'll stop loving you.

~Do you have a band aid, I scraped my knee when I fell for you.

~If you're down here who's running heaven.

~Are you from Tennessee, cause you're the only ten I see.

~He kissed you. That jerk. Now come over here and show me exactly what he did.

~Your lips look lonely, need some company.

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xoxo.. *M

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