The Secret of Life Itself (Full Metal Alchemist x reader)

Home Can Be Brutal

Your POV:

"(y/n) you mean you live here all alone?" Ed said.
"Yes I do. I have no staff. I cook and clean myself." I said while getting tea.
"You don't have to be alone."
"Well. I am so it gives me enough time to practice alchemy."

I serve the tea. I made sure it was something Ed liked, so I chose more of a cinnamon tea. I guess these boys are very adorable. I smile.

"This tea is amazing!" Ed said.
"Thanks... I guess." I said while nervously playing with my hair.
"Thank god it doesn't have any milk."
"You hate milk?"
"Yes I hate milk."

I have an idea. I should prank him. Make him coconut milk and it's actually milk.

"Ed do you like coconut milk?" I said.
"Yes actually. Do you have some?" He said.
"As a matter a fact I do!"

I put milk labeled in a can that says coconut milk. I set it on the table.

"Here you go." I said,
"Thanks I'm thirsty." He said as he took a sip of milk.

Almost immediately, he spit it out on Al.

"That was milk!" He said angry.
"How else will you grow taller?" I asked.

A dark aura surrounded him. Uh oh.

"IM NOT SHORT!" He yelled.

Ok. He was traveling from Doctor Marco. The library was destroyed. Scar was there. We discussed this. Apparently there will soon be an uprising. I don't know where. I take Yin and Yang to get milk.

"I'll be back later. Please stay behaved." I said while walking out the door with Yin and Yang in a blanketed basket.

I walk around town with them. All the markets are beaming with life. Will I be able to buy what I need for the kittens. I just walk, until I bump into a certain someone. The Colonel.

"Oh hello (y/n)." He said.
"Oh hello Colonel Mustang." I said.
"Shopping?"
"More like getting some Kitten Formula for these two."
"Do you want me to buy that?"
"No it's fine really."
"No I insist."

I can't believe this. I'm letting Mustang do shopping for me. Another thing catches my eye. A woman in a hood, watching me. I couldn't see her face. She had a strange aura though.

Lust's POV:

"Can I eat her please?" Gluttony said.
"No. We might need her." I replied.
"Awe. I'm really hungry."
"How about you have Hughes as a snack."
"Really!"
"No not now."

Your POV:

Are they talking about me? I don't know. I get the formula and head back.

"Bye (y/n)!" Mustang said.
"Bye thanks." I said.

*10 minutes later*

"I'm ho-" I said.

The house was a mess. Scattered papers everywhere, and books broken.

"What the hell?!" I said.
"We were seeing if your house had anything we could research about alchemy." Ed said.
"Didn't Sheska translate a cook book?!"
"Yes..."

They went back to studying that book thing while I cleaned up. We then made it back to Central HQ where they did research on the labs. The one that stood out. Lab 5. It had a prison near it. That means one thing. My house is hell and the military is using that prison as an experimentation.