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peejay: cHriS

chris-tmas: wtf u want asshole

peejay: i miss u ;(

peejay: and so does the laundry but that's not the point

chris-tmas: can u get to the fucking point

peejay: yeah ok so

peejay: i met this 11/10 guy @ the bar & he's so hot ???? kms

chris-tmas: !! tell me everything !!

peejay: ok so u know how i get when i'm drunk

chris-tmas: really fucking annoying

peejay: yeah and that dude is just like so cute ????? and he said i'm really hot wtf

peejay: bUt

chris-tmas: of course there's but

peejay: he's mARRIED

chris-tmas: what

peejay: but he gave me his number so ?????? unhappily married maybe ??

chris-tmas: omg pj u home wrecking bitch

peejay: ur one to say when ur after that dan guy

chris-tmas: oK WAIT UP LOSER

chris-tmas: dan is just my best friend who happens to be gay and hot and married

chris-tmas: and i don't like him that way

peejay: 😏

chris-tmas: excuse me while i jump off a cliff and end my life for good

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