Diabolical Lovers Crack

Chapter 13: Snorlax for vampires

My eyes closed before I could finish sentence and I fell asleep on bed. The last thing I remember is falling on bed and dozing off.

No Ones P.O.V

Kaya was sleeping on her back with one hand on stomach. Her head was turned to right while girls mouth was a little bit open.

"Fufufu~" vampire giggled at what he saw. " Well Bitch-can, I do not hate you like this. " smirk appeared on his face. Boy laid down on his back too, next to calmly sleeping girl and looked at her face. "Maybe I should have some fun with you. Tied you up to bed for example. Bite all over your body. Fufufu~ wouldn't that be fun ?" Kaya just kept silently breathing. "Hmm.. So you're not acting. You are indeed asleep". For some time Laito just looked at her. He brought his hand to her face and with his finger removed brown side bang that were covering girl eye. "I have never seen your face up so close... You're kinda cu-"

But he was cut off because suddenly Kaya rolled over to her right and now she was fully laying on top of Laito.

"Bitch-chan ?" vampire asked curiously.

"...Banana" she mumbled in her sleeps. It's sounded kinda like minion.

"Why I'm not surprised that you speak in you sleeps ?" for a moment Laito didn't moved. He patted her head.

"Okay Bitch-chan, I wish I could stay like this for a while but I have to go" he was about to roll her off of him but Kaya hugged him harder.

"Sponge bobble" ( google it:) ) mumble came again.

With a girl still laying on top of him, Laito rolled on his side in attempt to push her away. That made girl just wrap her legs around him and made hug more tighter.

"Bitch-chan~ I really need to g- Hey !" Kaya let out a silent, cute snore "You drooling on my clothes !" vampire panicked.

He rolled over on the other side.

"Moo~ Wake up " Laito was still trying to awake girl. But the more he squirmed the harder and tighter Kaya's hug got. The boy grabbed her waist and tried to push her away.

"Oy ! What the hell are you doing, you pervert?"

Laito stopped pushing and looked at his brother.

"Oh Ayato-kun~. Good timing" Laito said joyfully.

Red-hair boy stood there for a moment while his brain was processing the view that he saw. Yui is laying on one bed unconscious and on the other on Laito was with some girl who's hands and legs were warped around him.

"You pervert first drinking Chichinashi's blood then making out with some chick! Wait" Ayato looked closely "Is that... Kaya ?"

"Fufufu~" Laito nodded in agreement. And then silence.

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"How you doin ? " (Friends: Joey's pick up line) another random words came out from sleeping girl.

"Oy ! Laito ! Let her go!" Ayato came closer to his brothers.

"I'm trying Ayato-kun. But her grip is to strong"

"Ha?" Ayato grabbed Kaya from behind and tried to pull her off. "Tch. What the hell ? How is it possible that such a little human girl's grip is so damn strong ?"

"Never let go, Jack" Kaya mumbled

Both brothers looked at each other.

"Is that from Titanic ?"

"Fufufu~ Bitch-chan truly is in love with me ~"

"Like hell she is !" Ayato then pulled girl harder dragging Laito from a bed.

"AU !" Laito fell on the ground with Kaya still holding him tightly. " Ayato-kun be gentle. Ahhh ! She's drooling on me again !"

"Why are you two shouting like crazy and wh-" the youngest Sakamaki entered the room. Yui is unconscious, Laito is laying on the floor with Kaya on top of him and Ayato is grabbing her behind waist.

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"My Anaconda don't" girl mumbled

"The fuck are you doing to her !" Subaru rushed towards his half-brothers.

" I'm trying to pull her away from this freak" Ayato answered while getting his grip tighter around her waist and pulling.

"Ayato-kun~ that's not nice to say to your brother"

"Shut up!"

Subaru came and tried to unlock Kaya's legs. But it wasn't so easy. When he placed his hands on her's leg calf, she giggled and kicked him in stomach.

"FUCK !" but he didn't waist any time and grabbed her leg while he could.

"Shit. How the hell she's so strong". Subaru unlocked her legs. Then he grabbed her hands and did the same thing. When finally, through big struggles, Subaru unlocked her hands Ayato pulled Kaya off of Laito. Now she was sitting on the floor leaning against Ayato.

Subaru and Ayato were hardly breathing.

Laito sat up.

"Fufu~ Well that was fun "

They both gave him a death glares.