Diabolical Lovers Crack

Chapter 16: Who's coming ?

It was a regular summer day for me. As always I turn on my laptop and start playing music. I like to start morning with song and usually I sing along. (Coldplay - Every Teardrop Is a Watefall)

"~Maybe the streets alight, Maybe the trees are gone, I feel my heart beating to my favorite song~"

I went bathroom, did my morning cleaning ritual, got dressed.

"Now what?" I sighted and sat down on my bed humming song that was playing. " I wonder how tall I am?" I stood up, grabbed a pencil and pressed my back against wall."Straight back, heels touching wall, butt too, shoulders as well" and marked a line above my head. I walked to my desk and took a ruler, went back to the wall where line was and measured.

"~I turn the music up, I got my records on, From underneath the rubble sing a rebel song~ "

"5.2. Yay ! I still growing. 6 more inches and I can go work as one of Victoria's Secret's model. "

I threw ruler and was hoping to, that it will land on table but I hit window glass. I quickly walked to it to check out if there was no crack.

"Oh thank God"

It was still early. And when I say early I mean early. Clock showed 5 p.m. For some time I was looking outside. Nice summer evening breeze. Magnificent view.

"I'm in a good mood today. Maybe I should make breakfast for everyone?" After what I putted them through it's only logical that I should repay them. Especialy Reiji. He hides his emotions. Keeps everything inside. And with me around. Ha. By the end of the summer poor guy will need therapist.

I closed my laptop and walked out the room. On my way I was thinking what vampires like besides blood. 'Well I guess I'll have to improvise' .Then phone rang. But I couldn't see from where. I followed the sound and saw old classic country wood wall phone. 'How does this thing work ?'. After examining my newly founded discovery I decided to answer it.

"Sakamaki's mansion. Stop for pee. Stay for a lifetime. How can I help you?"

"I'm sorry who is this ?" man voice answered. I didn't knew who it was so I decided come up with fake name. I looked around and saw a painting of women holding bouquet of flowers. "Pay... Om...Que"

"Payomque?"

"Yes. It's a very rare name meaning 'women with flowers'"

"I see. May I talk to Sakamaki Shu or his brother Reiji"

I looked at my nails. "They both busy at this moment. "

"With what?"

"Sleeping"

"..."

"Reiji is in his bedroom and Shu, God know where this time, but I can tell them your message"

"If you can, please. I was sending familiars from demon world with messages for them but they never answered them so would you please tell them that Karlheinz called a-"

"Wait a minute, you think I'm stupid"

"Pardon ?"

"Really? Familiars? Demon world ? 'Karlheinz' ? For prank calling name you could use more realistic one, not something that is writing on ketchup bottle"

"Ketchup bottle ?"

"Look, I'm the expert at prank calling. I can tell if this is a joke by the way people sound on the phone and the names they introduce themselves . And how dare you to prank-call today and try to make fun of these nice people who are living her. You know what today is? It's Sunday. It's God's day you no-life-having perra. May Jesus be with you. Goodbye" and hanged up. *with high-pitched voice* "Nailed it"