Thor - Toasters

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Point Break : MAN OF IRON! WHAT IS THIS FELONY THAT HAS BESTED MY POPTARTS?!

Tony : ....Do you mean the toaster?

Point Break : IT SHALL DIE A MOST PAINFUL DEATH

Tony : Wait-Thor, no! 

Tony : Dang it.

Point Break : THE BEAST IS BESTED!

Tony : Maybe I should have shown you how to use it...

Point break : The foul beast can used to my advantage? What sorcery is this?!

Tony : *sigh* It toasts the poptarts, Thor. They taste better when they are toasted.

Point break : Why did you not tell me this joyous news sooner! I will embark on a quest to get a toaster of poptarts!

Tony : Will you need money? Because I'm not paying.

Point break : I will ignore your rudeness, for the American Captain has offered to pay.

Tony : Good.

Point break : you offend me, Man of Iron.

Tony : Sorry, buddy. Its been a long day. TTYL

Point break : What are the meanings of those letters? I cannot pronounce it.

Tony : ...

Tony : Goodbye Thor.

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