Tony - BRUCE
Tony - BRUCE
Tony - fine, ignore me
Bruce - we r in the same room...
Tony - ik. I just wanted to invite u to the lab without Steve hearing
Bruce - and why would Steve care?
Tony - don't ask me, but last time I invited someone he wanted to go along
Bruce - so?
Tony - he literally broke everything
Bruce - lol
Tony - and them blamed everything on JARVIS
Bruce - ur kidding
Tony - nope.
Tony - this is why I hate Steve
Bruce - wow. Well I'll come down in a sec
Tony - why not now
Bruce - because in have things to do
Tony - pfft. Like what?
Bruce - yoga
Bruce - and don't even think about making fun
Tony - lol
Bruce - ...
Tony - hold on, I wanna get my camera
Bruce - Tony don't u dare
Tony - I do dare
Bruce - I will end u
Tony - u can't hurt me
Bruce - But the Hulk can
Tony - did I say I was getting a camera? What I meant was = I'll be in the lab waiting
Bruce - good answer
Tony - so when r u coming down
Bruce - in 2 minutes
Tony - cool
Ten minutes later:
Tony - BRUCE! HELP ME!
Bruce - what happened?
Tony - STEVE HAPPENED
Bruce - oh crap what did he touch
Tony - EVERYTHING
Tony - AND GUESS WHO HE BLAMED IT ON
Bruce - JARVIS?
Tony - NO. ME.
Bruce - oh goodness. Hold on I'm coming.
Tony - u better hurry up
