Scott: Hey guys!
Tony: uh, hi?
Steve: hey scott
Steve: whats up
Scott: not the enthusiastic welcome I was expecting but that's okay
Scott: anyway
Scott: I was thinking about having a big avengers Christmas party thing
Tony: dude where
Tony: ur house is so small
Tony: like incredibly tiny
Scott: well ik that
Scott: I was kinda hoping we could host it somewhere else
Tony: where u thinking?
Steve: do u seriously not know where this is going
Tony: you'd need a pretty big space if we're inviting everyone
Tony: wait a second
Tony: no
Scott: why not??
Steve: yeah tony whats the big deal
Tony: do u remember the last time I held a party at Avengers HQ
Steve: vaguely
Steve: something with a killer robot?
Steve: which, I might add, was ur fault
Tony: screw u
Scott: so what, do parties trigger u now?
Steve: tony has party ptsd
Steve: bc of an incident HE caused
Tony: ...
Steve: karma's a brat isn't she
Tony: what
Steve: ngl my curse blocker is kind of annoying me now
Tony: join the fricken club
Scott: sooooo party's happening or no
Tony: I guess so
Steve: wow he sounds really excited
Scott: idk about tony but I AM
Scott: I don't think I've actually met everyone yet either
Tony: just try not to fangirl so much
Tony: oh wait u know what
Tony: talk to coulson
Tony: you'll love him
Scott: who's coulson?
Tony: Steve's #1 fan
Scott: cool cool
Steve: I'm confused
Steve: and kind of concerned
Tony: at least u haven't seen one of the CFC meetings
Steve: what is that?
Tony: Natasha's Cap Fan Club
Steve: wait what
Tony: exactly my reaction
Tony: its disturbing
Scott: tony weren't u at last weeks meeting?
Tony: definitely not
Tony: I have better things to do with my time
Steve: what is HAPPENING
Tony: scotts lying
Scott: yeah u wish
Steve: okay well im gonna pretend this didn't just happen
Steve: cant wait for the party scott
Steve: im gonna go now
