Tony: So…. quick question
Thor: what?
Tony: when did u get the pikachu eyes
Steve: guy we r in the middle of a battle
Steve: focus
Tony: DID U NOT JUST SEE HIS EYES
Tony: OR R U BLIND
Thor: whats wrong with my eyes?
Tony: they’re glowing!
Tony: u don’t find that weird?
Steve: oh yeah...they are…
Steve: when did that start?
Tony: that’s what I wanna know
Thor: oh, well my hammer broke so
Tony: yOuR HaMMeR BrOkE?
Steve: I thought that thing was unbreakable
Thor: same
Thor: apparently its not
Thor: yeah so my sister showed up at asgard and tried to kill everyone
Thor: and she destroyed my hammer
Thor: and then I realized that my powers didn’t come from the hammer, they come from me
Thor: bc, u know, im the god of freakin thunder
Tony: woah
Tony: rough week
Thor: ikr
Thor: how was ur summer?
Tony: uhhhhhhh
Steve: ummmmm
Tony: not so great
Thor: what happened?
Thor: did someone die?
Thor: My dad died
Tony: oh geez
Tony: no, no one died
Steve: yeah, me and tony had an argument and we weren’t speaking to each other
Tony: I would say it was rough but…
Steve: u have us beat
Thor: r u serious.
Thor: u guys didn’t talk all summer bc of an argument
Thor: u just ignored each other ALL summer bc of an argument
Steve: basically
Thor: what is wrong with u people
Tony: to be fair, it was based on Steve’s friend bucky who murdered my parents
Steve: it wasn’t his fault tho
Tony: and steve knew and didn’t tell me
Thor: well u know now so…whats the problem
Tony: EXCUSE ME
Thor: hug it out
Tony: ew no im not touching…that
Steve: wow
Steve: real mature tony
Tony: thx
Tony: I try
Steve: look im sorry
Steve: how many times do I have to tell u
Tony: MORE THAN THAT
Steve: He didn’t mean it! he couldn’t control it!
Tony: but he still killed them
Thor: …but he didn’t mean to…
Thor: not saying u have to friends with him
Thor: but maybe try and grow up a bit
Thor: no offense
Tony: I cant believe this
Thor: I just met my sister who tried to kill me and all our people on purpose and then I had to kill her
Tony: see every time u tell anything about ur life I get depressed
Tony: bc ur life just sucks
Thor: well last year my mother died trying to protect my family
Tony: …
Tony: im so sorry
Tony: do u want a beer
Steve: tony we’re in the middle of a battle
Tony: yeah, but there’s a bar right down the street
Steve: NO
Tony: Bud light or Samuel adams?
Thor: what r those
Tony: our only beer options, apparently
Thor: why?
Tony: the aliens smashed the rest
Thor: oh
Steve: tony I said no
Steve: really. Mocking me?
Steve: I can STILL SEE U
Tony: 😉
