Tony: guys I made a mistake
Steve: tell us something we don't know
Tony: -_-
Tony: i don't appreciate that cap
Nat: what did u do this time
Clint: I swear if its another evil robot thing I'm suing
Tony: Do it. You won't.
Clint: try me, stark
Tony: screw u
Steve: well out with it
Steve: what did u do
Tony: okay so you know how thor loves sugar?
Nat: Tony...
Tony: i may have thought it was a good idea to show him lucky charms
Steve: and?
Tony: well I gave him the box that has just marshmallows
Nat: TONY
Tony: I was trying 2 be nice, ok
Tony: well he went completely beserk
Steve: great
Tony: he ate 20 boxes
Nat: omg
Tony: in ten minutes
Tony: now he's asking me to buy more
Clint: so just buy the company
Steve: he can't just buy the lucky charms company, Clint
Tony: well
Tony: i mean
Tony: I could
Steve: u have 2 much money, stark
Nat: Great, now, instead of Thor being addicted to ONE sugary food, now he's addicted to 2. Great job stark
Tony: mistakes were made
Tony: but ive learned my lesson
Steve: and what is that?
Tony: not to be nice to people
Tony: bc it will bite u in the butt
Steve: pretty sure that's not the lesson here
Tony: well i say it is
Tony: also, im kicking Thor out of the Tower
Clint: now don't take drastic measures
Tony: he just flipped my table bc i told him he has 2 wait for more
Clint: O_O
Tony: exactly
Tony: besides, he's like, the king of asgard or something
Tony: he has a freakin palace
Tony: he doesn't need to live in the tower
Steve: neither do the rest of us
Steve: but we do
Steve: because we're a TEAM, stark
Tony: well then i'll kick everyone out
Tony: everyone's a loser!
Steve: this is exactly why Civil War happened
Tony: no, civil war happened bc your bff killed my parents
Steve: pretty sure it was bc of the Accords
Tony: i love how u just dismiss my parents' deaths like its no big deal
Nat: ok, ok, wrap it up
Clint: ur both pretty
Clint: now shut up
Tony: aw, thanks barton
Clint: i hope u know that my compliment was SARCASTIC
Steve: :(
Clint: not u Steve
Clint: ur gorgeous
Nat: excuse me, he's MY bf Clint
Clint: it was just a little man 2 man appreciation
Clint: right steve
Steve: :) yep
Tony: u guys suck
Tony: dang it
Steve: what
Tony: Thor just destroyed the kitchen
