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Tony: Steve I have a question for u

Steve: oh no

Tony: why r u called the First Avenger

Steve: what?

Tony: People sometimes call u the first avenger. why.

Steve: well...because...I am the First Avenger. 

Tony: but like, technically u aren't so...

Steve: Uh, yes i am

Tony: no, but like, you really aren't

Steve: why r we even talking about this

Tony: bc techically, ur the FIFTH avenger

Steve: that is complete and utter bs

Tony: *gasp* language, Fifth Avenger!

Steve: i hate u so much

Steve: prove it

Tony: Prove what?

Steve: That I'm not the first Avenger

Tony: easy

The Wasp has been added to the chat

The Hulk has been added to the chat

Ant-man has been added to the chat

Thor has been added to the chat

Wasp: Okay, what is going?

Wasp: Nice to meet you Cap, btw

Steve: Nice to meet you too?

Thor: hey Steve

Steve: Oh, hi Thor. So I guess u learned how to text

Thor: Oh, yeah

Thor: Whats going on?

Steve: idk

Ant-Man: Hi Cap!

Steve: hey 

Hulk: Um, hi guys

Steve: hey....?

Tony: so i added all of u to prove to steve that he's not actually the first avenger

Wasp: ....r u serious

Ant-man: dude that is petty

Steve: is it true tho

Thor: uhhhhhh. 

Hulk: yes

Steve: But when tho?

Wasp: when u were...in a block of ice

Steve: oh

Steve: but fury never told me about this

Wasp: thats bc it flopped

Ant-Man: yeah, we just kind of fell apart

Thor: it was like a one-time thing

Wasp: so really, u r the first avenger

Ant-Man: yeah, the first avenger that made the avengers work

Tony: Guuyyyyyyssss

Tony: why r u letting him win

Wasp: This is the famous tony stark?

Ant-man: kinda disappointing, ik

Tony: Hey!

Tony: y'all suck

Tony Stark has left chat



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