Tony

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Tony - did u seriously play 20 Questions with Phil?

Steve - is that a problem

Tony - any time you spend not catching up with the 21st Century is time wasted.

Steve - I was catching up to this century

Tony - on yeah? How

Steve - I just watched Star Wars...or Star Trek or whatever it's called

Tony - Steve...those r totally different things

Steve - not really

Tony - THATS IT. WE'RE WATCHING THOSE TONIGHT. NO ARGUMENTS.

Steve - I can't. I have a date with Nat.

Tony - Nat can wait

Steve - um...no

Tony - pfft. No. We are doing this, with or without Nat

Steve - and if I don't?

Tony - I'll steal all your clothes and make you walk around in your underwear

Steve - u wouldn't

Tony - I would

Tony - and I'd show Nat THE pictures

Steve - NO

Steve - please!

Tony - then come!

Tony - or else...

Steve - fine, but Nat is going to be mad

Tony - IDC about that

Steve - IDC?

Tony - I don't care, honestly Cap u r so clueless.

Steve - am not.

Tony - r 2.

Steve - D 2.

Tony - what even...?

Steve - lol, sorry...it just popped into my head

Tony - u r one weird pickle, Steve rogers

Steve - I don't even know what that means

Tony - neither do I

Tony - deal with it

Steve - *sigh* u r sooooo annoying

Tony - and that's the best part about me and u know it

Steve - do I? That is the question.

Tony - Whatever Steve

Steve - I gtg, see ya

Tony - bye jerkface


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