Tony and Bruce

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Tony- BRUCE

Bruce- It is freaking 3 in the morning.

Bruce- what do u want

Tony-I had a magnificent idea

Bruce- What?

Tony-You know the Harry Potter series?

Bruce- yeah?

Bruce- If this is about the flying car thing I'm out

Bruce- Last time we tried that Fury had a fit 

Tony- And I nearly died

Bruce- Eh. 

Tony- -_-

Tony- ANYWAY

Tony - So you know how they have those wand-thingys?

Bruce- Tony no

Tony- But it could work

Bruce- No it couldnt

Bruce- Plus Steve would kill u

Bruce- And so would fury

Tony- Not if it works

Bruce- but if it doesn't?

Tony- We'll get to that later

Bruce- I still don't like this

Bruce- And why couldn't u have waited until morning?

Tony- Bc I'm awake NOW

Bruce- Well I don't want to be

Tony- Well sucks to be u, bc now u are

Tony- and i need u

Bruce- Why do u always get me into these messes?!

Tony- Bc no one else would ever say yes?

Tony- And because u r my bestest friend?

Bruce- I wouldn't call us friends

Tony- Ouch.

Bruce- Jk.

Bruce- but still

Bruce- Tony, I need sleep

Tony- Sleep is overrated

Tony- So come to the lab

Tony- btw, there may or may not be a hole where ur lab part used to be

Tony- There was totally not a huge, awesome explosion

Tony- Hurry Bruce

Tony-Bruce?

Tony- BRUCEYYYYYYY

Tony- You have left me :(

Tony- fine. be that way. 

Bruce- Goodnight. 


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