Steve: Hey guys!
Nat: Is this a group chat?
Steve: yeah
Sam: Hey Steve, hey nat
Bucky: Steve
Steve: what
Bucky: why am i even on this
Steve: ur my best friend buck
Bucky: oh yeah
Bucky: i forgot ;)
Steve: to the end of the line pal
Bucky: right back at yah, punk
Nat: awwwww sam look theyre bonding
Sam: omg nat get a life
Sam: you sound like a teenage girl
Nat: say you of all people
Sam: What does that even mean
Nat: remember last mission? That spider
Sam: okay that was ONE time
Steve: What happened?
Bucky: what spider
Bucky: wait, sammy is scared of spiders?
Nat: this tarantrula spider jumped on his face and he screamed like a ten yeard old.
Bucky: so he IS scared of spiders
Nat: yeah
Sam: no
Steve: of all the scary things in this world, you pick spiders
Steve: wow sam
Steve: i thought u were an Avenger
Sam: i am
Sam: its just
Sam: theyre so
Sam: nvm
Sam: why do i even talk to u people
Steve: bc u have no other friends?
Nat: because u dont have a life?
Bucky: bc u like us?
Sam: how bout none of the above
Steve: I say ALL of the above
Sam: when did u get so sassy
Sam: i dont like it
Bucky: what r u talking about
Bucky: he's always been sassy
Sam: relly?
Bucky: yeah
Bucky: and he swore a TON
Sam: oh REALLY
Nat: WHAT
Bucky: what? u guys didnt know?
Nat: STEVE.
Steve: what?
Sam: STEVE THE SWEAR JAR
Sam: U LIED TO US
Bucky: what swear jar
Nat: HE SAID WE SWORE TOO MUCH. HE MADE A SWEAR JAR
Sam: HE TOLD TONY TO WATCH HIS LANGUAGE
Bucky: wait, rlly steve
Steve: maybe
Bucky: lol, i didnt think ud have it in u to prank them like that
Bucky: good job steve
Sam: dont encourage him!
Nat: He owes me 500 bucks. And he better pay up
Steve: so...what would happen if i told u i spent it all
Steve: ...on bucky
Bucky: ;)
Bucky: i wondered were that money was coming from
Nat: Steve...I'm giving ten seconds max
Bucky: wdym
Steve: she means shes gonna kill me
Steve: so ill talk to yall later.
Steve: my life is in danger
