(AU where Pietro lives )
Wanda - um, Pietro?
Pietro - what did u do now
Wanda - I may have set my TV on fire, and I don't wanna tell Tony about it
Wanda - because he'll kill me
Pietro - not again
Wanda - don't judge me
Pietro - I'm judging. This is the 2nd time this week
Wanda - ik. Its killing me too
Pietro - how did it happen?
Wanda - ...my Fav show just ended
Pietro - so u set it on fire?
Wanda - my favorite character died. I can't even
Pietro - u need a life
Wanda - I have one. And its called fangirling. I'd ask Phil what fangirling is if u don't know.
Pietro - I know what that is. And it doesn't count as a life.
Wanda - Whatever.
Pietro - How is training going?
Wanda - it sucks
Pietro - what do you mean
Wanda - I suck at everything
Pietro - that's not true
Wanda - I punched Steve in the ribs and it broke my finger. MY FREAKING FINGER. Steve didn't even move.
Pietro - lol
Wanda - so I used my magic to punch him
Pietro - oh man
Wanda - yeah... He wasn't happy. He started shouting about fairness or something.
Pietro - XD. Well my training was fun.
Wanda - all u do is run
Pietro - not true
Wanda - it is.
Wanda - lol, I keep remembering that time when u tried to pick up Thor's hammer
Pietro - ...
Wanda - Your face XDDDDD
Pietro - its not even that funny
Wanda - oh yes it is
Pietro - I gtg. Falcon wants to race me
Wanda - try not to win by too much. He gets upset lol
Pietro - Kay. I'll tell him his gf said hi
Wanda - ...we aren't dating
Pietro - he kissed u
Wanda ... We were playing seven minutes in heaven
Pietro - he still kissed u
Wanda - grow up
Wanda - u kissed Nat
Pietro - and then she kicked me. I remember
Wanda - do u remember Steve's face, tho
Pietro - LOL YES
Wanda - he was so jealous
Pietro - lol, yeah he was. But I saw him kissing her later, so I think they made up
Wanda - gross
Pietro - 😉
Wanda - so r u dating anyone?
Pietro - nah
Pietro - imma loner
Wanda - Aw, did someone say no to u?
Pietro - ...
Wanda - where r they. I'll spill their guts
Pietro - And THAT ^ is why I don't have gf
Wanda - I just don't want u to get hurt
Pietro - thx
Wanda - 😀
