Tony: So there's something we never talked about
Thor: what
Tony: what happened to you
Tony: I mean, u went from being this low-budget Shakespearian actor to like, this really badass guy
Thor: Excuse me?
Thor: I have always been badass
Tony: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Tony: good one
Thor: I hate you
Thor: Also, why am I not called the strongest Avenger?
Tony: uhhhhh, why would you be
Thor: bc its so obvious that i am
Tony: have u even met the hulk
Thor: yeah, and i beat him in a fight
Tony: sure u did
Thor: u don't believe me?
Tony: Honestly? no.
Thor: I don't understand. I am THE strongest avenger. why does no one believe this
Tony: bc its a lie?
Thor: u r unbelievable
Tony: so is ur so called 'win' against the hulk
Thor: whatever
Thor: moron
Tony: if that was supposed to hurt me, it didnt
Thor: well.....
Thor: screw you
Thor: And screw Steve's stupid curse blocker
Tony: wow, Thor
Tony: such vile language
Thor: shut up
