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Tony: guys listen

Steve: how about

Bruce: no

Steve: yes, that

Carol: do u guys do this a lot

Carol: bc it's kinda annoying when my phone keeps buzzing

Steve: can u just put it on silent

Tony: O_O

Bruce: did he just

Tony: i think he did

Steve: what?

Tony: ...u...just advised someone on technology

Steve: shocking ik

Carol: I can hear his sarcasm from here Stark

Carol: better back off

Steve: heed her words

Steve: btw where r u rn

Carol: I don't really know. Some weird planet

Carol: they were screaming so I figured why not

Carol: ya feel me

Steve: u have no idea

Tony: yeah one time this guy was screaming and Steve went to help and it was bc some fortnite player destroyed him

Steve: yeah, some player called noobmaster69

Carol: jerkface

Steve: yeah

Carol: just finished saving these random dudes

Steve: how long did it take u

Carol: five minutes and 2 seconds

Steve: nice. Almost beat ur record

Carol: yeah, just 30 seconds slower

Carol: what's ur record

Steve: like ten minutes

Carol: what did u take ur walker?

Tony: HAHAHAHAHAHA

Carol: I'm sorry what

Tony: sorry to interfere, carry on

Carol: uh huh

Tony: I feel very attacked rn

Carol: u should

Tony: why r captains so mean

Steve: we don't know

Carol: yeah maybe it's a personality thing?

Steve: yeah idk

Tony: y'all r so annoying and boring

Carol: excuse me?

Carol: how does a solar blast to the face sound?

Tony: terrifying yet intriguing

Tony: I wander how my body would react

Carol: I can show u

Tony: surprisingly I'll pass


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