Steve - Dating help

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Star Spangled Man : Clint? Is this your number? Tony said it was.

Hawkeye : Yeah. What's up?

Star Spangled Man : I need your help with...something.

Hawkeye : Sure. What do you want?

Star Spangled Man : I need dating advice. Like what do I wear for the first date? And do you bring flowers?

Hawkeye : Why didn't you talk to Tony about it?

Star Spangled Man : He laughed at me

Hawkeye : Okay, well it depends on where your going, but I would go somewhere nice, but casual. And yes, bring flowers.

Star Spangled Man : Thanks. I'll let you know how it goes.

Hawkeye : Sounds good.

Hawkeye : And flirting is a must

Hawkeye : Just so you know

Star Spangled Man : What? No it isn't.

Hawkeye : Uh, yes it is.

Star Spangled Man : But I don't know how!

Hawkeye : Oh you have GOT to be joking. Really Cap?

Star Spangled Man : I don't really think Natasha will care.

Hawkeye : You're gonna date Natasha?! If you hurt her....

Star Spangled Man : I won't. I promise.

Hawkeye : Now about the flirting....

Star Spangled Man : CLINT

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