Tony: DUUUUUUUDES
Steve: pls never refer to us like that ever again
Bruce: agreed
Tony: why r u guys always such buzzkills
Bucky: i don't see how not wanting to be texted at 2 in the morning is being a buzzkill
Bucky: we just want sleep
Tony: but this is important :(
Steve: Fine.
Steve: what is it.
Tony: Today's National Oreo day!!!
Steve: whats an oreo?
Tony: ....r u 4real?
Steve: who is Oreo?
Steve: is he some famous dude?
Tony: not a who, a what
Steve: what?
Bucky: I think its a dessert thing. idk 4 sure
Tony: ARE U SERIOUS
Bruce: tony they haven't been here for 70 years. cut them a break
Bucky: technically i was
Bucky: but not really
Bruce: ...not helping
Bucky: sorry
Tony: Oreos r like the best cookie ever
Steve: ...we have a day set aside for a cookie?
Steve: this not the america i died 4
Tony: u didn't die
Steve: thats not the point
Tony: and u call ME dramatic
Bruce: tony, rn u r freaking out over a cookie
Tony: BUT OREOS THO
Steve: i still dont know why i dont just mute my phone at night
Tony: its bc u secretly like our conversations
Steve: ew
Steve: no
Tony: then why do u keep replying
Steve: the actual answer to that question is rlly depressing
Steve: so im not gonna say
Tony: k, whatever
Tony: we need to talk about something way more pressing rn anyway
Bruce: like what?
Tony: OREOS
Bucky: i cant even with u rn
Steve: bucky...what r u saying
Bucky: im spending too much time with shuri
Tony: and not enough time with oreos
Bruce: okay, WHAT IS WITH U AND OREOS
Tony: tbh, i dont really know
Steve: tony....how many have u had since 12
Tony: ummmmm
Tony: maybe 3?
Steve: oh thats not bad
Bruce: he means 3 packages full
Bruce: i just found the packaging
Steve: TONY
Tony: what?
Tony: they're good!
Bucky: i feel like we should take him to the hospital
Bucky: that many could quite possibly kill him
Bruce: eh
Bruce: he's had worse
Steve: WHAT
Steve: WHEN
Bruce: well remember that big deal he made over how much gummy bears cost?
Steve: oh no
Bruce: Yeah
Bruce: to protest he ran into a store and just ate them
Bruce: all of them
Bucky: O_O
Bucky: that's just scary
Steve: how does he handle that much sugar?
Bruce: well we only had to deal with a sugar-crazed Stark for like 2 hours. the crash lasted 3 days
Bucky: awesome
Steve: what-
Steve: NO
Steve: not awesome
Tony: people im still here
Tony: and eating oreos
Tony: is this my 6th or 7th? idk
Bucky: bruce u gotta help him
Bruce: why me?!
Bucky: um bc u can change into an unkillable giant green rage monster if he gets mad at u and tries to kill u?
Tony: again, group chat
Tony: bruce literally fight me
Tony: i'll win
