Fury: Pay attention.
Steve: why does everything have to happen at four in the morning?
Clint: bc we're the avengers
Sam: as if that's an answer
Tony: it kinda is
Fury: stay on topic.
Steve: we don't even know what the topic is
Fury: fair point. So Scott has a mission and his ex-wife and her husband can't take care of his child.
Tony: NO
Steve: I'm confused...what exactly r u asking
Steve: oh.
Steve: oh NO
Clint: we can handle her
Clint: u forget, I have experience
Tony: Clint ur children r tiny agents
Tony: and demons
Tony: no offense
Clint: how can u say that and then say no offense
Clint: offense taken
Fury: she's being dropped off in five minutes
Fury: get off ur phones and babysit
Tony: I don't get paid enough for this
Steve: u have no idea how infuriating that statement sounds coming from you of all people
Tony: I don't do kids
Steve: well suck it up
Clint: think of it as a free demo
Tony: free demo for what?!
Tony: IS PEPPER PREGNAT
Steve: if she was...why would she tell us u moron
Tony: geez
Tony: calm down
Clint: that right there is a bit hypocritical
Tony: no one asked ur opinion bird man
Clint: ur worse at nicknames than That
Tony: TAKE THAT BACK
Clint: make me
Steve: ...who just screamed
Clint: he scared me! I didn't think Tony could fit in the vents
Tony: r u calling me fat?
Clint: yes.
Tony: 😐
Tony: well that's rude
Steve: the kid is here
Steve: go get her Tony
Tony: WHY ME
Steve: bc it's funny to watch
Tony: this child is too much like her father
Tony: she didn't even want my autograph
Clint: HAHAHAHA
Tony: oh shut up
Tony: Steve, she wants to say hi
Steve: then bring her up to the main floor
Tony: she's too sassy!
Steve: I can hear ur whiny voice from here
Steve: shut up and do ur job
Steve: and stop texting
Steve: ur gonna lose the kid
Tony: ...
Steve: u already lost her,didn't u
Tony: ...not necessarily
Steve: JUST BC SHES IN THE TOWER DOESNT MEAN U KNOW WHERE SHE IS
Tony: FINE. I LOST HER. HAPPY?
Steve: WHY WOULD I BE HAPPY?
Steve: wait I found her
Steve: she went up by herself bc she said she couldn't stand u
Steve: 😀
Tony: I hate u
Steve: aw, hate u too
