Sam: I cannot believe steve just gave me his shield and walked away
Bucky: ikr
Bucky: I thought he was gonna give it to me
Bucky: I mean, I AM his best friend
Sam: um, excuse me?
Sam: while u were on your killing spree I was the one that helped him adjust to the 21st century
Bucky: it wasn’t like I left on purpose
Bucky: and steve and I go waaaaaaay back
Bucky: and when I say way back I mean WAY back
Sam: that doesn’t matter
Bucky: UM
Bucky: YES IT DOES
Sam: well obviously it didn’t matter much to him
Sam: since he just left u
Sam: for a girl he barely knew
Bucky: low blow Sam
Sam: yeah im sorry
Sam: im just salty he left
Bucky: I hope they get a divorce
Sam: BUCKY
Bucky: im not even sorry
Bucky: I hope she cheats on him and then leaves him
Bucky: and he’ll have no one to cry to
Bucky: BECAUSE HE LEFT ME
Sam: bucky calm down
Sam: this is steve we’re talking about
Bucky: ik
Bucky: or better yet, I hope she dies
Sam: okay, u really need to chill
Sam: ur scaring me
Bucky: stupid peggy
Bucky: he knew her for what? A couple months?
Bucky: HE KNEW ME SINCE HE WAS SIX MONTHS OLD
Sam: ik, he’s an idiot
Sam: but we still love him
Sam: because he’s our best friend
Bucky: WAS our best friend
Bucky: u r now my best friend
Bucky: Steve? I know no steve. I know only sam
Sam: u are such a drama queen
Bucky: u know who else is a drama queen?
Sam: steve?
Bucky: STEVE
Bucky: FRICKIN STEVE
Bucky: I hate that man
Sam: no u don’t
Sam: listen, maybe you should go to therapy
Bucky: why?
Bucky: I feel fine
Sam: well u aren’t acting fine
Bucky: screw u sam
Bucky: OH SO HE LEAVES BUT HIS STUPID CURSE BLOCKER STILL WORKS
Bucky: I HATE U STEVE
Sam: hes not on the chat
Bucky: I KNOW
Bucky: I HATE HIM ANYWAY
Sam: u seriously need help
Bucky: okay even IF I did
Bucky: WHICH I DON’T
Bucky: but if I did
Bucky: who would even believe the crap ive been thro
Sam: Bucky the world literally snapped in half and then back again
Sam: I think anyone would believe anything at this point
Bucky: as much as I hate to admit it, true
Bucky: but im really fine
Bucky: really
Bucky: I just hate steve’s guts and wish he’d never been born
Sam: yes, bc that’s what people that are ‘totally fine’ say
Sam: no grudges there, at all
Bucky: is it just me or do u sound super sarcastic
Sam: oh definitely just u
Bucky: …I hate u
Bucky: no I don’t
Bucky: but do u know who I really hate?
Sam has left the chat
