4th of July

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Tony: GUYS GUYS GUYS

Nat: what nowwww

Bruce: I'm so done with 2am conversations, Tony

Clint: me too

Nat: wait, where's Steve?

Nat: he always responds

Tony: that is the issue of todays meeting, turds

Tony: Screw u Steve's language inhibitor

Tony: Anyway, in 2 days is Steve's B-day and the 4th of July

Tony: so what're we doing

Clint: oh crap

Bruce: yeah...i kind of...forgot

Tony: heh, me too

Tony: PSYCH! I actually remembered and the rest of you are butts

Tony: really Steve? butts?

Nat:i remembered

Nat: and whatever idea this is, im out

Nat: I already got steve a present

Tony: well screw that nat bc this is important

Nat: -_- i am up at 2am 4 u stark.

Tony: point taken

Nat: so what's ur idea

Tony: okay, i wanted 2 think big

nat: oh no

Tony: But i wanted him to actually enjoy himself

Tony: so im having a huge 40s themed party

Tony: y'all have 2 come in costume 

Tony: and we r all going 2 learn 2 swing dance

Nat: idk if its different food from now, but the food should be 40s themed

Clint: oh and those old fashioned sodas

Clint: were those a thing in the '40s?

Tony: yah, we can do those

Nat: this is so exciting!!!!

Clint: aw she's excited!!

Bruce: what did u get him btw

Nat: a bunch of stuff on his list for Top Hundred Things In The 21st Century

Clint: ooooh, like what

Nat: a swag outfit, snapback hat, a bunch of actiony movies and chickflicks, and a new iphone

Clint: wait, whats the swag outfit

Nat: not actually swaggy stuff, and not even just 1 outfit

Nat: I kind of reinvented his entire wardrobe

Tony: I could literally hug u rn

Nat: pls don't



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