Truth or Dare

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Tony - GUYS GUYS GUYS

Clint - what the heck Tony

Nat - what is it?

Tony - I have a game we could play

Wanda - what, truth or dare?

Tony - actually...yes

Pietro - u have got to be kidding me

Steve - what is truth or dare?

Nat - a game where u choose to tell a truth or do a dare

Steve - isn't it a kid game

Tony - nah

Clint - um, yes it is

Tony - adults can play too. Come on guys

Nat - fine. Im bored anyway

Steve - I'm in

Clint - whatever

Tony - okay , everyone's playing. I'll go first. Clint, truth or dare?

Clint - dare

Tony - I dare u to eat Thor's pop tarts

Clint - He'll kill me!

Tony - not my problem.

Clint - I hate u

(Clint eats Thor's pop tarts. Thor finds out and beats Clint up)

Clint - I did it...with consequences

Clint - Steve, Truth or Dare?

Steve - Dare

Tony - ohhh, feeling brave?

Steve - yes

Clint - I dare you to start a kissing booth. People have to pay 1 dollar to get a kiss from Cap. In uniform.

Steve - I hate you

Steve - nat, is this okay?

Nat - I guess

2 hours later

Steve - I hate you so much

Clint - LOL the line was sooo long

Steve - my turn. Truth or dare Wanda

Wanda - truth

Tony - wimp

Wanda - oh shut up

Tony - 😀

Steve - whose ur crush

Tony - omg Steve, u r such a girl.

Steve - I'm just curious!

Wanda - Sam

Tony - that was...unexpected. I mean..Sam's so...how do I put this...

Steve - choose your next words carefully

Sam has been added to chat

Sam - what is going on?

Sam - oh

Sam - 😀😉😘

Tony - what even...

Nat - PDA

Sam - u should talk

Nat - excuse me?

Sam - if I had a dollar for everytime I walked in on you and Steve kissing...

Steve - you'd be broke...

Tony - that was actually funny Steve. Good job. 👏

Wanda - Pietro truth or dare

Pietro - dare

Wanda - I dare you to wear a dress and then go to the shopping market. With the dress on.

Pietro - fine.

30 minutes later

Pietro - well that was embarrassing

Tony - what happened?

Pietro - apparently there was a doctor shopping. And he offered too gives me transgender surgery.

Pietro - I respectfully declined.

Steve - lol

Pietro - tony, truth or dare

Tony - dare

Pietro - I dare u to interrupt peppers meeting and say that you couldn't remember where u put your underwear.

Tony - tsk tsk...so immature...and sooo easy

1 hour later

Tony - I don't think pepper has ever punched me before. Her right hook is killer.

Steve - ouch. That must have hurt

Tony - yeah

Nat - guys I think we should stop

Nat - before someone gets killed 😀

Steve - good point

Clint - yeah...I already have a black eye and a bruised rib

Tony - not my fault

Clint - um yes it is

Nat - please don't argue. 

Steve - I'm sick of it- we all are

Tony - oh shut your mouths

Steve - nope 😉

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