(Even though this isn't technically Marvel or the Avengers...I still am doing it.)
Eddie: So uhhhh, I need advice
Tony: u don't even go here
Steve: Technically, u shouldn't even exist in our universe
Deadpool: Ooooh, are we fiiiinnaaaallly breaking the 4th wall?!
Bruce: What
Deadpool: Um, u know what? nvm
Eddie: um anyway, i need advice
Steve: on what?
Eddie: So any of you have to deal with a monster u can only partially control? Basically this like, inner rage?
Bruce: i can literally feel all of ur stares
Bruce: back off
Nat: Brucey here has a slight idea of what you're talking about
Eddie: Thank God
Eddie: You do?
Bruce: more or less
Eddie: How do I..control him?
Bruce: tbh, sometimes u just cant
Eddie: um, for u that might not be a problem, but for me, he will eat people
Eddie: BECAUSE PEOPLE TASTE DELICIOUS
Eddie: do u seriously have to TYPE in caps
Bruce: wait a sec...is that ur monster?
Eddie: I AM VENOM
Bruce: I am Bruce Banner
Tony: :DDDDDDD
Tony: Steve
Tony: Steve did u see what he did there
Steve: yes tony i saw
Tony: u hilarious slice of american pie
Eddie: u guys r wayyyyyy weird
Tony: says u, who has human-eating parasite
Eddie: THAT IS VERY OFFENSIVE
Eddie: TAKE IT BACK
Tony: No
Eddie: I would, if i were u
Eddie: the last person that called him that (other than me) was eaten
Tony: okay then
Tony: i take it back
Tony: he's got a lovely personality
Steve: Tony?
Tony: what
Steve: Does us all a favor and shut up
Tony: :(
Steve: turn that frown upside down :D
Tony: ):
Steve: i hate u
Eddie: so bruce...any tips?
Bruce: just one.
Eddie: What is it?
Bruce: just let him do what he wants
Eddie: That is terrible advice
Eddie: I THINK IT IS VERY WISE. LISTEN TO HIM EDDIE. HE KNOWS STUFF
Tony: so he can just take control of your body?
Eddie: in a manner of speaking
Eddie: IN OTHER WORDS, YES
Tony: so like, theoretically, he could make u do super embarrassing things in public?
Eddie: NOT THEORETICAL.
Eddie: TESTED AND PROVED
Tony: I think I just found my new best friend
