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Tony: alright guys, I preordered your masks so we can finally go outside

Nat: what ones did u get?

Steve: just the plain ones right? like the surgical ones?

Tony: um

Tony: definitely

Bruce: Tony what masks did u buy

Tony: really cool ones ok

Steve: aaaaaaand that means they're definitely not

Tony: :( that was hurtful

Tony: take it back Steve or u don't get ur popsicle mask

Steve: it has popsicles on it?

Steve: I don't want it anyway so no I won't take it back

Nat: why popsicles

Tony: well u know, he's a capsicle...and they're red white and blue popsicles

Tony: I thought it was fitting

Nat: lmao

Steve: shut up nat

Steve: what does nat's look like

Tony: its super realistic spiders crawling out of a super realistic mouth

Steve: that's actually disgusting

Nat: that is so disturbing

Nat: I love it

Tony: thx

Tony: I spent hours making sure everything lined up so that it REALLY looks like they're coming out of ur mouth

Steve: typical Tony

Tony: I could've made urs a lot worse so close ur hole 

Steve: I suppose that's fair

Steve: pls don't make it worse

Bruce: what about mine

Tony: well I figured u didn't want something like theirs so I just made a navy blue one with the periodic table on it

Bruce: that's actually pretty cool

Nat: nerd

Bruce: ?

Bruce: im sorry did we go back to sixth grade??

Nat: nerd

Tony: great insults nat keep it up

Nat: nerd

Tony: I didn't even do anything to u




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