Peter: So I have an idea
Shuri: Already did it, sucker
Peter: You don't even know what it is!
Shuri: Exactly.
Peter: That doesn't make any sense
Shuri: We are just that much more advanced than you. Any idea you have has already been done
Peter: Ouch
Shuri: but its true
Peter: Is not
Shuri: Then come up with an idea that I haven't
Peter: You didnt even listen to my idea yet
Peter: You just assumed you had already done it
Shuri: And assumed correctly ;)
Peter: i hate u
Shuri: no u don't
Shuri: im like, ur best friend
Shuri: not that u have any others
Peter: I have Ned!
Shuri: -_-
Shuri: yes, that's sooooo many people
Peter: i just don't need a lot of friends
Shuri: more like, nobody likes u except for me and that weirdo
Peter: Mr. Stark does!
Shuri: ...
Peter: ok, fine, he doesn't count
Shuri: oh u poor white boy...Just another one I have to help
Peter: there's another white boy
Shuri: well he's a very sad, very old white man
Peter: what even Shuri
Shuri: and there was that other oldish white man that i saved from death
Peter: u have an issue
Shuri: i do, i really do
Shuri: i need help peter
Shuri: But not from u
Shuri: you'd probably kill me tbh
Peter: why r we even friends?
Shuri: wait, we're friends?
Peter: :(
Shuri: jk, jk
Peter: I need better friends
Peter: that don't bully me
Shuri: I don't bully u
Peter: shuri, u literally send me a picture of you flipping me off like 10 times a day
Shuri: :)))))))))))
Shuri: thats how i show my love peter
Shuri: don't judge me
Peter: How is that showing love?!
Shuri: don't question it
Peter: I question everything about u
Shuri: im a very mysterious person
Peter: yeah...mysteriously EVIL
Shuri: true tho
Shuri: btw peter, u suck at roasting
Peter: i know :(
