Tony: Steve
Steve: no
Tony: Steve we need 2 talk about it
Steve: there's nothing 2 talk about
Tony: um, i literally just saw u kiss ur dead girlfriends niece.
Steve: how is this ur problem
Tony: it isn't...it's just...have u ever heard the term rebound
Steve: im not rebounding with sharon
Tony: r u sure tho
Tony: bc like it was rather sudden and i assumed u liked someone else
Steve: who
Tony: Well...u know what, nvm
Steve: okay then
Steve: leave me alone
Tony: no
Steve: what do i have to do to get u to leave me alone?
Tony: break up with sharon
Steve: ...no
Tony: why nooooooooooot
Steve: bc i like her
Tony: no u dont.
Tony: u like the fact she's related to peggy
Steve: tony can u just stop
Tony: no, ok
Tony: u need help
Steve: omg, tony, stop interfering with my relationships
Steve: sharon and I get along great and i like hanging out with her
Tony: do u love her
Steve: well, we're not really at that stage in our relationship
Tony: steve uve been dating for how long
Steve: six months...i think...idk
Tony: and u still dont know if u actually love her
Steve: look, idk, its fun to date ok
Tony: ohhhhh
Tony: ur a playboy now?
Steve: no!
Steve: isn't that supposed to be ur thing?
Steve: what was it?
Steve: oh yeah
Steve: Genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist
Tony: I used 2 be 1
Tony: But i have pepper now
Steve: look, im not a playboy
Tony: then why r u dating sharon
Steve: why do i have to have this conversation with u
Tony: bc none of us like sharon
Tony: like, at all
Tony: literally, she pissed Nat off so much, she started sharpening her knives
Steve: what did she do
Tony: she kept kinda boasting about dating u
Tony: like ur a trophy or somethin
Tony: which is tru, cuz like, if i was dating u, i'd boast about it
Steve: ew, no
Tony: ew no right back at u
Tony: im just saying
Steve: so u want me 2 break up with her
Tony: yeah
Steve: tony ur not my parent
Steve: u cant control who i date
Tony: no, but i think ur making a stupid decision
Steve: how is it stupid
Tony: bc someone else likes u and thought u guys had something and ur throwing it away
Steve: wait what
Tony: ive said 2 much
Steve: Tony....
Tony: just break up with her
Steve: Tony, who is it
Tony: uh, yeah, not telling. She'd probably murder me
Steve: Nat?
Tony: how did u know
Tony: dang it STEVE
Steve: i thought she liked Clint
Tony: Steve, Clint it MARRIED
Steve: oh
Steve: right
Tony: So...with this new information...
Tony: whatchu gonna do
Steve: well, ive always liked Nat...but if i break up with sharon im not dating right away
Tony: yeah obvi, but u ARE going to break up with her right
Steve: yeah...i mean, i dont wanna be somone's trophy
Tony: YES
Tony: i mean, good
Steve: -_-
Steve: dont make me change my mind
Tony: right
Tony: sorry
Tony: its just...MY OTP IS HAPPENING
Tony: I CANT BREATHE
