Tony: so we're just not gonna talk about Bucky's WAP dance
Tony: okay then
Tony: but I feel like we should bc there's a lot to unpack there
Steve: what r u talking about?
Tony: u don't know?
Nat: Steve, Bucky has tiktok
Steve: what? no he doesn't
Tony: ok technically its Peters account, but that video was all Bucky
Steve: what video?
Nat: Steve do u even know what the wap dance is?
Steve: no
Steve: but Bucky's pretty good at dancing
Steve: im sure he killed it
Nat: Tony u tell him I don't wanna
Tony: here Steve, im sending u the wap song
Steve: lol ok, I don't see what the big deal is
3 minutes later...
Steve: TONY ADD BUCKY TO THIS CHAT
Tony: oh yay
Bucky has been added to the chat
Bucky: whaddup dorks
Steve: hey Bucky
Bucky: hey stevie
Steve: have any new dance moves to show everyone?
Bucky: ...
Bucky: they told u didn't they
Bucky: stark im gonna kill u
Steve: very interesting video
Steve: a lot of talking points
Steve: also I didn't know u could hit a split
Tony: im very confused and a little scared about what is happening rn
Nat: is he gonna murder him or compliment him
Nat: I can't tell
Tony: right?
Bucky: if it makes u feel any better, I had to do it
Steve: why.
Bucky: the little parker kid dared me
Steve: let me get this straight
Steve: a HIGH-SCHOOLER dares u, a 100 year old assassin, to perform a highly inappropriate dance...and ur reaction is
Steve: I HAVE to
Bucky: well
Bucky: when u put it that way it doesn't make sense
Bucky: but it just felt right in the moment
Steve: it's not really the dance that I even have a problem with
Tony: wait what
Steve: and its not u doing it either
Steve: it's the fact that Peter knows this song
Steve: HE'S SIXTEEN
Tony: ah u do have a point there
Nat: yeah that's a little concerning
Steve: im gonna go talk to him
Bucky: and IM gonna text him
Bucky: to prepare him for the lecture coming his way
Tony: lol get rekt kid
Steve: Tony ur coming too
Tony: dang it
