Grocery Shopping

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Natasha - We've decided.

Tony - On what?

Pepper - We women are no longer doing the grocery shopping.

Clint - Wait.

Steve - WHAT?!

Vision - idk how to shop!

Wanda - well too bad

Steve - Nat, please!

Natasha - No Steve

Steve - but

Natasha - no

Tony - Pepper I haven't ever shopped for anything since...ever

Pepper - too bad

Natasha - bye guys

Pepper has left the chat

Natasha has left the chat

Wanda has left the chat

Tony - Great. Just wonderful.

Clint - ikr

Steve - well, we better get busy. What do we need?

Tony - DAIRY PRODUCTS, SIR.

Clint - GRAINS, SIR.

Steve - Not funny. Seriously, guys

Tony - Beer

Clint - Vodka

Steve - GUYS

Tony - pop tarts

Clint - yeah, and we aren't kidding Steve. We're serious

Steve - ...and what makes you think I'll do the shopping?

Tony - um...because we r telling u to

Steve - that's not how it works. We r going together

Clint - uh. No.

Tony - yeah. Steve, u are the only one who knows how to shop

Steve - you have got to be kidding me

Clint - what?! We never had time

Steve - yeah right. More like you were too lazy

Tony - you wound us with your rude and totally untrue words

Steve - I'm just telling the truth 😉

Clint - wow, Steve, wow

Steve - whatever, Clint, whatever

Tony - stop Steve stop

Steve - shush tony shush

Clint - okay guys, stop

Steve - what were we even supposed to be doing?

Tony - uh, shopping? Duh?

Clint - yeah, really, Steve pay attention

Steve - what if I don't want to

Tony - Steve when have u been such a sass master

Steve - since I was born

Clint - you know that doesn't surprise me

Steve - 😎

Tony - anyway, what are we getting from the store

Clint - a whole load of crap

Steve - makes sense since you're going with us

Tony  - 😐

Clint - 😢 Steve! That was so mean! 😢

Steve - get over it

Tony - 😱

Tony - Steve calm down

Clint - Steve?

Tony - Steve.

Tony - where'd he go?

Clint - idk and IDC

Tony - seriously tho

Clint - I just found him...sleeping.

Tony - which means

Clint - Who was texting us?

Tony - well not Steve

Steve - HAHA

Tony - who r u?

Steve - um, its Loki. duh. I cannot believe u didn't figure that out sooner. You guys r idiots.

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