Steve: imma go grocery shopping
Steve: y'all need anything?
Tony: I STILL have to get used to ur txting
Steve: get over it Tony
Tony: No
Tony: its weird
Tony: and i dont like it
Bruce: can u get some Lucky charms
Clint: ew, no. Cap'n Crunch
Nat: um, no. Steve, get lucky charms. I hate Cap'n Crunch
Clint: i cant even with u anymore
Steve: I'll get some of each
Clint: thx buddy ;)
Nat: Steve, u betrayed me :'(
Steve: Nat...
Steve: its freakin cereal
Nat: ik, but still
Nat: i can't believe ur taking his side
Nat: i mean, im ur gf
Nat: like, what even
Steve: calm down
Steve: like i said, its cereal
Steve: chill
Tony: this is gonna get ugly
Nat: excuse me sir
Nat: im not gonna chill
Bruce: nat, steve has a point
Nat: did i ask for ur opinion?
Nat: no?
Nat: thats what i thought
Bruce: okay, that was mean
Tony: someone woke up on the wrong side of the bed XD
Nat: maybe its because I was on missions until 4am
Nat: and im being woken up by my phone FREAKING BUZZING EVERY SINGLE FREAKING NIGHT
Nat: steve turn that swear thing off rn or i swear to God i will end u
Steve: um
Steve: u couldn't end me if u tried
Tony: omg
Tony: steve u gonna die
Steve: ik
Steve: what i said was a mistake
Steve: nat im sorry
Clint: yeah, he didn't meant it
Clint: dont kill him
Steve: Nat?
Tony: NAT
Clint: Nat, come onnnnnn
Nat: im in Sams Club. Aisle 6
Nat: run, Steve, run
Steve: omg
Steve: im freaking out
Steve: guys, help me
Steve: im gonna be killed by my gf
Steve: this is really not how i thought this day would go
Tony: this is kinda funny
Clint: not really
Clint: seeing as we're about 2 lose our captain
Tony: this'll make the headlines
Tony: GF brutually murders her Bf, Captain America bc he said she couldnt take him out in a fight
Clint: That headline is too long
Tony: tru
Steve: HOW CAN U GUYS BE DISCUSSING HEADLINES WHEN IM ABOUT TO DIE
Clint: right
Tony: sorry
Clint: believe it or not, we forgot
Steve: i cant believe this
Steve: i think im just gonna stay at Buckys house
Clint: good idea
Tony: yeah, lay low for awhile
Nat: u know this is still the group chat, right?
