Clint - We need 2 talk, girl
Nat - about...?
Clint - your boyfriend
Nat - Steve?
Clint - no, Bruce XD Yes, Steve.
Nat - that Bruce thing is not even funny
Nat - did u know he asked me out
Clint - Bruce?!
Nat - yah
Clint - what did u say
Nat - I said I had a bf
Clint - omg, and then?
Nat - u text like a preteen girl
Clint - don't care. What happened?
Nat - he got all offended and then Steve came over and was like, "Is there a problem?"
Clint - and then
Nat - Bruce got up in his face and Steve went all Captain America on him
Nat - going on about politeness to women
Nat - it was so adorable
Clint - what did Bruce do?
Nat - he hulked out
Clint - omg, did he hit Steve?
Nat - knocked him out cold.
Clint - O_O Is Steve okay?!
Nat - yeah, just a concussion. We're in the hospital right now
Nat - Bruce is getting chewed out by Fury
Clint - he'd deserve it
Nat - yeah
Clint - lol, Bruce just came out of Fury's office.
Clint - HE GOT SUSPENDED
Clint - I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THAT WAS A THING
Nat - u r such a dumbbutt
Clint - a what now?
Nat - well, Steve doesn't approve of the other word
Clint - lmbo
Nat - lol
Clint - lol
Nat - Steve is reading over my shoulder
Clint - is he Complaining about how we will never let this go?
Nat - Sadly, yes
Clint - XD
Nat - I told him that if he kept fussing, I would break up with him
Nat - he thinks I'm serious
Nat - and now he's pouting
Clint - lol
Nat - oh, he said to tell u that you are up against me for sparring tmrw.
Clint - Well, crud
Nat - u r going DOWN my friend
Clint - I know...
Nat - ttyl tmrw
Clint - same. See ya
Nat - wouldn't wanna be ya
Clint - I hate u
Nat - u love me
Clint - yes, yes I do
