Tony: hey brucey- hypothetical question for u
Bruce: tony its 4 in the morning
Tony: well this is important
Bruce: I seriously doubt that
Tony: :(
Tony: ok, so heres my question
Bruce: oh boy
Tony: shush
Tony: if you grew a beard would the hulk have one too?
Bruce: ...u couldn't wait until later to ask this?
Tony: well if i waited i might have forgotten
Bruce: i hate u so much rn
Tony: no u dont
Tony: u love me
Bruce: i really
Bruce: really
Bruce: dont
Tony: just answer my question bruce
Bruce: tbh, idk
Bruce: I hate beards so I never considered it
Tony: u are no fun
Tony: why dont u do a steve and grow one?
Bruce: steve isnt the only person with a beard tony
Bruce: sometimes i think ur just a little bit obsessed with him
Tony: i am not
Bruce: sure ur not
Tony: im not! hes just annoying and I like putting him down
Bruce: yeah that doesn't sound mean at all
Tony: anyway I think u should grow a beard
Bruce: well i don't think i should grow a beard
Bruce: so guess what I'm gonna do
Bruce: not grow a beard
Tony: why do i even try with u people
Bruce: idk man
Bruce: no one even wants u to
Tony: okay, ouch?
Tony: why are u so burny
Bruce: burny? That's not a word tony
Bruce: but do u know what is?
Bruce: goodbye.
Tony: ...
Tony: okay, that was a good one
