Tony - Pepper
Potts - what
Tony - Date night?
Potts - idk, I might get only 12% of a date.
Tony - When will u ever let that drop?
Potts - Never
Tony - UGH
Potts - but yes, I'll go on a date with u
Tony - yay!
Potts - oh yeah, did u teach Thor how to use the toaster yet?
Tony - uhhhhh
Potts - ....do it
Tony - okay, fineeee
Potts - Oh, and I'm ordering a new dress for the gala on Friday. Its coming from ur wallet
Tony - knew that. How much
Potts - Just 2k
Tony - ....Okay then
Potts - AND U BETTER COME
Tony - I'll try
Tony - no promises
Potts - well than u only get 12% of a date
Tony - fine I'll be there
Tony - ...what time does it end?
Potts - I'm not telling BC last time I did u came right before it ended.
Tony - dang it. When does it start
Potts - 8pm
Tony - Kay. See u there
Potts - why do I feel like u r going to do something I'LL regret
Tony - BC u know me too well
Potts - that is true
Tony - hold on a sec, Steve is trying to literally tell the coffee machine what he wants to drink
Potts - LOL tell him I said hi.
Tony - ok. He said hi. He also asked for ur number.
Potts - well, tell him it
Tony - b-but
Potts - ...he's not gonna ask to date me don't worry
Tony - ur right. I forgot about Natasha
Potts - XD
Potts - wait
Potts - WHAT. HE ASKED OUT NATASHA?
Potts - My OTP is canon!
Tony - um...what
Potts - omg
Tony - okaaaay, I'm just gonna go now. TTYL
Potts - okay, but don't forget to eat lunch. And help Bruce with his sciency stuff
Tony - yes, MOTHER
Potts - shut up. Sometimes u act like u need one
Tony - ouch. I'm a respectable adult
Potts - yes...and one that's an alcoholic. And a playboy.
Tony - don't forget genius. And philanthropist.
Potts - whatever. Just don't stay in the lab for 72 hours straight. Or I'll send Steve after u
Tony - u wouldn't!
Potts - I would. Bye tony
Tony - I hate u, but I love u. Bye babe
Potts - ☺
