Steve's birthday

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Tony- Guys!

Nat- What?

Bruce- Tony we talked about this. It is 1 am. Go to sleep.

Tony- No. We need to talk

Clint- what now?

Tony - tmrw is Steve's b day

Tony - well today actguess

Tony - but anyway

Nat - dang. I forgot

Clint - ...isn't he your bf?

Bruce - yeah..shame on u nat

Nat - oh shut up

Tony - way to be a good gf

Tony - 10/10

Nat - omg, shut up

Nat - back to topic

Nat - what r we doing for his b day

Tony - idk

Clint - some help u are

Nat - so cake?

Clint - YEAH. RED AND WHITE AND BLUE

Clint - WITH STARS

Bruce - don't forget the stripes 😉

Tony - lol yeah

Tony - and lots of fireworks

Nat - oh heck to the no

Tony - why not?

Nat - uh, idk maybe his PTSD?!

Tony - ah. Crap.

Clint - well aren't u just a bundle of joy nat

Nat - would u rather see Steve having a panic attack

Clint - touche

Bruce - this conversion got very depressing very quickly

Tony - no kidding

Tony - so no fireworks. Should we invite people

Nat - yah, but not too many

Nat - Steve's shy

Bruce - okay so Sam, Bucky, and Maria?

Tony - don't u think fury would be pissed at not being invited

Nat - yeah but...Steve kinda hates him..mostly...and he's crap at parties

Tony - good. BC I don't want him there either

Clint - how about Sharon

Nat- NO

Tony - YES

Bruce - no

Clint - why yes tony

Tony - I LIVE for ex drama

Tony - and jealousy drama

Tony - and nat kicking Sharon's butt drama

Nat - not gonna lie

Nat - u freak me out a little

Nat - but thx...I guess

Bruce - okay so cake and friends..presents?

Clint - YES. LOTS OF PRESENTS

Nat - Clint they're not for u u know

Clint - yeah but still

Clint - I love the thrill

Bruce - the thrill?

Clint - the anticipation!

Nat - u r such a weirdo

Clint - and u love me

Nat - no.

Nat - I love Steve.

Tony - did u just....?!

Nat - uhhhhhhhh

Tony - AWWWWWWWW

Nat - ...what

Tony - 😊

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