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(25) Fan

THIS IS ANOTHER 1D THING SO IF YOU HATE THEM THAT'S FINE JUST DON'T READ BEYOND THIS POINT

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So I have very recently read the book 'Fan' by Lindsey Clarke or LittleCinnamon as her username. It's a short story about this famous guy who gets trapped in an elevator with his 'biggest fan.' It's kind of a horror story but not as much as it could be. It's still really good. Anyway... I was just thinking about what would happen if I was stuck in an elevator with a celebrity, in this case, Niall Horan (cuz he's mah weakness).

So here's how it would go...

Me: *waiting for elevator*

*doors open*

Me: *walks in*

Me: *sees Niall*

Me: *mentally screams but doesn't actually scream cuz that'd be awkward so I just awkwardly stand there*

Me: *quiet* ......hi.......

Him: hi

Him: what floor

Me: oh sorry I forgot *pushes button*

*elevator starts moving*

Me:

Him:

*power goes out*

Me: what

Him: what

Me: I think the power's out

Him: yeah

Me: woah it's so dark

Him: yeah

Him: *starts shaking cuz he's claustrophobic and the elevator is freaking the fudge outta him*

Me: you okay

Him: I'm just claustrophobic

Me: oh okay

Me: I don't like this either

Him: well yeah nobody likes getting trapped in an elevator

Me: yeah but I'm scared of the dark

Him: really

Me: don't judge... my imagination just hates me

Him: ....oh....

Me: yeah I watch too much supernatural so basically Bloody Mary is in that metal part and she's coming to end my life even though I've never killed anyone

Him: oh

Me:

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Me: .........so what's your favourite colour............

Him: what

Me: I'm bored okay I need to take my mind off the darkness that will end me

Him: umm..........okay.........blue or green I guess........

Me: oh okay I like turquoise and dark purple

Him:

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Him: do you have a phone

Me: it's a crappy flip phone and it's dead so technically no

Him: oh okay mine is in my pocket but it's almost dead it's got like 20%

Me: okay

Him:

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Me: shouldn't people be coming for us

Him: yeah I hope so this elevator is so small

Me: do you want me to just stay over here so you're not squished as much cuz I can squish against the wall more

Him: no it's fine you can stay where you are

Me: okay

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Me: ....okay.....

Him: what

Me: I dunno it was too quiet

Him: oh

*power starts up*

Me: yay! Now we won't die!

Him: yeah thank god

Me: okay

*door opens*

Me: bye don't get stuck again

Him: don't worry I won't

*door closes*

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So that is pretty much what would probably happen. Sorry to those super fans or whatever if I got something wrong I don't follow their every move (not saying that you do) so I just know the basics

So yeah.