Daniel Howell Imagines

U Wnt Sum Fuk

A/N: I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT THIS IS NOT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY THIS IS 100% FOR THE MEMES AND THE LOLS LMAO SO HAVE FUN READING THIS
also this was written by my AWESOME, AMAZING, GREAT friend the_redVile who also wrote 'Fetch'

Genre: Memes/a bit of everything else/ SMUT

Pairing: Dan x Reader

Prompt: basically just an AU where everyone is in Uni/College together

Word Count: 2249 words

Your P.O.V

Edgelord

This group chat sucks

Just saying

Breadlord

And who picked these names they're stupid?!

Edgelord

oh. really? cuz i thought they were fitting and i put a lot of effor t into them...

Memelord

I think they're cute

don't listen to phil he's just mad

he wanted to be edgelord

(Your Best Friend)

Wtf!? Why don't i get a nickname?1

Edgelord

Single people don't get nicknames

Breadlord

rude

Memelord

Triggered

(Your Best Friend)

oh you 2 can shut up

Edgelord

hey can i ask a serious question real quick?

who tops?

Breadlord

Yeah of course

Memelord

oh ffs

dick

(Your Best Friend)

just wanted to point out but judging by names an outsider would think edgelord and memelord would be together. they just kinda fit ya know

for someone who spent a lot of time coming up with this im surprised it didn't cross your mind

And with that I put my phone down, and then immediately picked it back up as I realized it was ringing. It was Dan.

"Hey what's up?"

"You know me and Phil aren't actually gay right?"

"Huh? Yeah I know that."

"No listen Phil just. UUGHHHH"

"What?"

"Can you keep a secret?"

"Dan. Sweetie. Honey. Bae. My sweet. My love. Yes I can keep a secret."

"No like this is a big deal I need to know you can keep this."

"Oh. Yeah of course, I didn't mean to jo-"

"Phil came out yesterday. He's only told me. He's worried his parents won't accept him and it would mean a lot to me if you stopped the gay jokes. It would probably mean a lot to him too"

"Oh shit yeah okay I'm so sorry. I um, wasn't planning on going back on the group chat tonight anyway. I still need to cook dinner."

"You're cooking?! I'll be right over."