System: Transcending Happiness (BoyxBoy)

Arc 2.1

Jia Yi entered the body of Zhong Yi Hai and immediately cursed his 9 generations to hell. Actually shouldn't he be cursing whoever poisoned him? It felt as though an elephant was laying on his chest.

[Wuuu~ Host looks so ugly!]

(A/N: I will be using Zhong Yi for the 2nd Arc for the MC's name instead of Jia Yi.)

Car was making crying noises as she fluttered next to the bed that Zhong Yi was laying on. Zhong Yi had black lines covering his face but he was so fat that Car couldn't even tell and thought it was just his face so kept lamenting her Host's bad luck of looking so fugly, completely oblivious to the irritated Host.

"Shut up, Car. You're giving me a headache," after he spoke he looked around the room and attempted to raise an eyebrow at how messy the room was, "Give me this guy's memories already and stop messing around."

Car quickly gave her Host the memories of the body and kept her nonexistent mouth shut. 

Zhong Yi went through the memories and put them together with what he knew and couldn't help but wonder if this guy wasn't only poisoned to be fat but stupid as well. How could this guy think that Consort Mei Ren really was kind to him with how many times she'd said he looked disgusting. How was that her way of caring about his health. Truly idiotic 1st prince. 

Zhong Yi rubbed his face with his pudgy hand and felt his stomach quiver slightly. 

[Host, Body Cleansing will commence in 1 minute. Please proceed to a bathroom.]

"Where the hell am I going to find a bathroom?!"

[There is a room connected to this one where ... the waste goes. 45 seconds.. 44.. 43..]

Zhong Yi hurriedly rolled himself to the edge of the bed and set his pudgy feet down before trying to waddle to the bathroom. He wrapped his arms under the stomach fat to support it as he waddled like a penguin to the room. 

[8..7..6..]

Zhong Yi opened the robe he had on and quickly sat down on the wooden seat with the hole in the center before Car said zero. It sounded like an explosion went off and the smell was terrifying. Zhong Yi couldn't take it and ended up throwing up in the corner while his back end was also expelling waste. Car teleported away and ran back to her Father Yses and complained about her stinky Host. 

No one dared step half a step into the 1st Prince's courtyard because of the smell and some of the servants were terrified that the 1st Prince had died and didn't want to be beheaded for not notifying the Emperor about it immediately. Everyone continued as if nothing was wrong and no one was the wiser within the palace aside from the servants belonging to this courtyard.

A week later Zhong Yi felt as though he'd been wrung through the trials of hell and finally climbed out with his bare hands. He exited the bathroom and took a breath of the clean air within his room. 

If the servants thought it smelt as though someone died outside, imagine how horrible it was being at the source.. Zhong Yi truly felt that the bedroom was 'fresh air'.

"Car, I know you're capable of it so you'd better help me clean out the bathroom and smell from the surroundings."

[Huu Huu Host is so mean.. Father Yses even said it's my .. dooty.. WAH. Evil Father making jokes.]

Zhong Yi ignored her and opened the shop for mundane items. He'd seen them before but since he was so rich in the first world it hadn't been needed but none of his clothes would fit his body now. 

He didn't have a mirror to view his full body but when he glanced down he could see the lithe muscles and extremely pale skin. Since this first prince was so fat it had been difficult for him to leave his courtyard and his skin grew extremely pale because of this. He looked into a bronze ornament to look at his face and couldn't help but widen his eyes.