System: Transcending Happiness (BoyxBoy)

Extra: Do and Don't

"So, you finally said 'I do'. Do you feel any different?"

Kai stood in front of Guo De with a large smile on his face. Chang and Kai both wore black suits while Guo De wore a white one. They'd finally left their 'wedding' and were standing in front of their new house that was bought for after their wedding. 

"I love you both just a little bit more but that's all," Guo De said after a moment of thought and smiled while his cheeks blushed a beautiful red. His multicolored eyes glistened with happiness as he stared at his Husband.

"It's time to walk the 'bride' into the house."

Chang bent forward to pick Guo De up within his arms and Kai stepped forward to be a part of the proceedings. He walked backwards as they stepped through the threshold. Unfortunately, no one was watching where the doorframe was and Guo De hit head on it. 

"Son of a nutcracker! Tha-" Before Guo De could continue, Xie Kai's hands slipped off him and there was a loud crashing noise. 

Guo De opened his eyes wide while rubbing his head and stared at his Husband who had tripped over a box that the movers had set in the entryway.

"Fuck! Who put this damn box here?! What is this nonsense," Kai cursed while getting up.

Chang ignored his twin and moved Guo De's hand away from his head to check over the injury.

"Are you okay? Need me to grab some pain reliever?"

"No, No, I'm fine. Are you alright, Hubby?"

Chang raised an eyebrow and asked, "Hubby?"

"I wanted to say Husband but both of you are my Husband so I had to change it up to differentiate."

Kai stood in front of him with a happy smile and asked, "Does that mean I'm Hubby??"

"Of course," Guo De rolled his beautiful eyes and Kai leaned his face towards his new Husband and kissed him passionately.

Chang and Kai carried him towards their room and laid him down on the silken sheets before beginning to undress him. Kai moved to kneel on the bed and attempted to slide over to where Guo De was sitting but... the sheets were a lot slippery than he had originally planned and they slipped along with his body across the entire thing. 

Unfortunately, there was a floor length mirror where he was flung and it shattered. Chang was the most unfortunate because he had been standing where Kai was flung and both had tumbled into the mirror. Glass shards flung at both of them and they made to shut their eyes. However, they were both injured enough that they needed to get stitches. 

"Ah!! I'm taking you both to the hospital!"

Guo De immediately started getting dressed as both his Husbands were bleeding, making a pitiful sight. 

[Host, this is terrible! Your wedding night is completely ruined!]

'It's not ruined, Car. It's just a bit more eventful. As long as they stay by my side, nothing can be ruined.'

"Call the Group's Doctor, Bunny," Chang told Guo De as he ran around trying to get clothes on. 

Guo De calmed himself a bit before dialing the Doctor's number and being reassured they would be fine until he got there but don't put pressure on the wounds unless they were positive none of the shards were inside; otherwise they may shove them deeper or tear something vital as they dislodge it.

A few hours later, both the men were bandaged up and laying on the bed. 

"I'm sorry, Bunny."

"Lover, it was completely my fault. I... was just trying to look cool but ended up doing something this embarrassing."

Guo De laughed at his Husbands who were doing a great impersonation of a Mummy on their wedding night. He sighed before stripping and cuddling into the middle of both. 

"It's fine. Just get some rest and we can plan our 'wedding night' for after you heal properly."

Kai looked like he wanted to cry but knew that Guo De wouldn't have sex with them covered in injuries. They had to give up. 

Guo De kissed both on their lips chastely before covering them with a blanket and settling in for the night. It was a sign of an exciting marriage to start off with such a 'bang'.

A/N: I know it's short and no sex. On top of that you probably wanted the 'bitch smacking'. However, I wanted to write this. I can't rush my writing as an Author since it all comes from my head on a sudden impulse. None of my work or chapters are planned out. I don't even write a proper ending to look forward to. I type what I feel like would happen and go from there. So, everything you read is completely 'freestyle'.