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"So in conclusion I was born with a birth defect." Taehyung finishes, everyone groaning at his stupid story that wasn't even true.

Every day they would have to go through at least a good hour of Taehyung's story telling bit, and Taehyung did this every time they had breakfast.

"Taehyung, you being born was a birth defect." Yoongi groans, everyone around the table giggling.

"That was mean, hyung." Jimin voices in between giggles. "Why are you such a bully."

"I don't know." Yoongi shrugs. "Why are you such a pervert?"

Hoseok burst out in laughter, spitting his drink all over Taehyung who's across from him, Jimin turning red and crossing his arms.

"It's been a month! Let me live it down, it was an accident."

"One that you seemed to enjoy." The second oldest smirks, everyone still laughing.

"Like hell I would enjoy seeing someone with such a small dick." Jimin shoots back, Namjoon clutching his sides as he leans on Hoseok for support.

"You weren't saying that when you choked on that chicken." He mocks, Jungkook falling off his his chair cackling.

"Savage Yoongs." Hoseok pipes up, Yoongi rolling his eyes.

"I'm going back to sleep." He mutters, standing up.

"Hey, no. I still have a comeback." Jimin complains.

"Sorry, babes. You took to long." Yoongi stands up and walks away from the table, Jimin a strong pout on his lip.

"Oh, are we still going out tonight?" He asks, stopping and facing the group.

"Yup." Jin answers.

"It's finna be a lit ass night!" Jungkook yells from the floor.

"Language." Jin barks.