"Adopt your free penguin at-"
Luke: MIKEY, GET THE CAR KEYS.
Michael: Wha-
Luke: GET YOUR ASS UP BEFORE I GRAB YOUR DICK AND PULL IT ALL THE WAY THERE. THERE IS A CUDDLY PENGUIN OUT THERE WAITING FOR ME.
Michael: .......
Luke: I'M NOT CRAZY.
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5sos shiz [2k14 summer edition]
Random5sos shiziness and all the random fangirling crapola PLEASE EXCUSE ANY FETUS SHIZ IN HERE BC I WROTE THIS A LONG TIME AGO ____________________ © royalmukes 2k14 [summer] highest ranking: Random #20 / Humor #83
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