5sos shiz [2k14 summer edition]

#32- you're not luke hemmings

guy: hey babe.

me: excuse you. don't call me babe.

guy: c'mon, you me and a chick flick at 7 *winks*

me: are you blonde, blue eyed, australian with a lip ring that goes by the name Luke Hemmings?

guy: um.

me: i'll take that as a no, so the answer to your question is no.

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guy: your loss. *takes off mask to reveal luke hemmings*

me: i-i....

guy: adios sucka. *climbs onto helicopter and rides away*

me: o_o my life is over.