5sos shiz [2k14 summer edition]
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    5sos shiziness and all the random fangirling crapola PLEASE EXCUSE ANY FETUS SHIZ IN HERE BC I WROTE THIS A LONG TIME AGO ____________________ © royalmukes 2k14 [summer] highest ranking: Random #20 / Humor #83

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    #145- we're real

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    -most likely to happen-
    
                          
    Me: Can I please take a picture with you?
    
                          
    Ashton: of course.
    
                          
    Me: *presses record* hey guys, so I’m here with my boyfriend and
    
                          
    Ashton: WHAT IS THIS
    
                          
    Me: it’s his birthday so-
    
                          
    Ashton: NO I’M NOT HER BOYFRIEND IT’S NOT MY BIRTHDAY
    
                          
    Me: and he woke up with amnesia so he can’t remember anything and he was in bed with me last night but somehow-
    
                          
    Ashton: NO NO NO I WASN’T EVEN IN BED WITH ANYONE I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE
    
                          
    Me:  see what I mean
    
                          
    Ashton: oKAY YOU KNOW WHAT BYE 
    
                          
    Me: Marshton is real *peace sign*
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