"HI YOUR NAME IS MARA RIGHT!??!?!?"
no i'm patrick star
"ermahgawd are you the writer of 5sauce shiz?"
nah bitch i'm the writer of the potato farm factory
"you're an ashton gurl!!!"
._. ....no i'm a matty healy girl /i really am/
like whodafuq is this ashwipe you talkin about??
"OMG YOU LIKE 5 SECONDS OH SHUMMER. RIGHT???"
nO DIPSHIT SHERLOCK HOLMES
I DON'T LIKE 4 MINUTES OF SOY SAUCE I LIKE THE FLOWER MONKEYS
NO ONE FLUCKING UNDERSTANDS SARCASM SOMETIMES OMF
YOU ARE READING
5sos shiz [2k14 summer edition]
Random5sos shiziness and all the random fangirling crapola PLEASE EXCUSE ANY FETUS SHIZ IN HERE BC I WROTE THIS A LONG TIME AGO ____________________ © royalmukes 2k14 [summer] highest ranking: Random #20 / Humor #83
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